March 08, 2005

'Sin City' has second trailer

A second trailer broke yesterday for Sin City, directed by Robert Rodriguez and comic book god Frank Miller. Oh, and special guest director Quentin Tarantino. I’m not exactly sure how a movie can have a guest director, since movies are pretty much a one shot deal, but this one says it does. And it looks great, but in an exclusive interview with my penis, it was revealed that the new trailer could have used more Jessica Alba bucking. Or at least more shots of my new unhealthy/illegal crush Alexis Bledel, who may or may not be one of the kids form 'the Bloodening'. And I’ll give five dollars American to anyone who got that last reference. Or that one.

* update -Good news for all the registered sex offenders out there. According to several of the readers, Alexis Bledel is 23 and perfectly legal. Unatainable, yes. But not for legal reasons.

Apparently the readers here are taken care of by the state and just sit around watching the Simpson’s all day, cause a bunch of you knew that the Bloodening was the Village of the Damned parody from the episode ‘Wild Barts Can’t be Broken.’ And I guess you got giddy from your success cause no one nailed me for stealing the line “and I’ll give 5 dollars American to anyone who got that reference” from Sealab 2021.

And I also want to point out that not a single person actually asked for the 5 dollars. Even as a dumb joke. I find that astoundingly cool.

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