February 25, 2005

Fergie wants to kill Paris

fergie1.JPG"I am going to kill Paris Hilton," (Fergie) told MTV Europe. "I'm getting all these perverted phone messages, thank you very much.”

This doesn’t really seem as funny after that Lohan story above, so, you know what Fergie, just wait a week or two and the STD’s should work their magic. But if it’s vengeance you crave, and you expect some bloodshed, I would wear gloves. In fact I would wear them anyway. Fuck, I’m wearing gloves just talking about Paris Hilton.

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