February 11, 2005

Jack Osbourne Wants To Be Fireman

20050211jack.jpgReality TV star Jack Osbourne is giving up showbiz to become a firefighter in New York. "I'm enrolling on a firefighting course this summer in New York. I'm serious. It's something I've always thought about but now is definitely the time to do it."

Don't you have to be in pretty good shape to be a firefighter? Or at least not have the body of a giant walking potato? I think if Jack Osbourne showed up to fight my fire I'd start laughing. And then I'd kick him in the nuts for having terrible hair.

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