January 14, 2005

Donald Trump Invites Old Wives

20050114trump.jpgDonald Trump invited his first two wives, Ivana Trump and Marla Maples, to his January 22 wedding to his third wife Melania Knauss. Ivana declined because she had to be in Canada for filming of her Home Shopping Network special, and Maples said she wished them the best, but felt it wouldn’t be appropriate. You know what else wouldn't be appropriate? Me having sex with Melania Knauss in front of Donald Trump. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it though.

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