December 15, 2004

Anna Kournikova Marries Mole Man

Us Weekly reports that Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova has secretly married her boyfriend Enrique Iglesias. Anna was seen wearing a wedding band on her ring finger at a charity tennis event in Florida this past weekend and, when asked about the ring, Kournikova was heard to say, "Enrique is great. Everything is awesome. We are married." That sounds like pretty solid reporting to me, though I had no idea that Anna was a frickin' robot. I mean seriously, who talks like that?

Oh, and reader Evan sends in a picture of Anna supposedly naked with Enrique Iglesias. I didn't study it enough to determine whether it's real or not, but I'll just assume it is and move on with my life. Image after the jump. (nudity)

*Update: Looks like the pictures are total fakes (though somebody is pretty damn talented with Photoshop). Here are the originals. Thanks to a gazillion billion people for writing in. Oh, and a sharp eyed reader points out that it says 'fake' right on the surfboard. Boo to eyes!

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