December 10, 2004

Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards

Britney Spears made an appearance at the Billboard Music Awards and, judging from the looks of her belly, I think it's safe to say that she's pregnant. Well there's also the possibility that she's just gotten fat, but there's something about the way that fat is forming that makes me think she's got a baby in there. Although to be fair, I'm not very good at telling the difference between fat people and pregnant people. Just the other day I called a pregnant woman a 'humongous lard-whale' and she didn't take it so well. Unless you consider stabbing me in the liver with a fork taking it well. Oh, and what is it with celebrities and buying the ugliest possible dogs they can find? I don't know about you, but I like my dogs to have hair on them.