December 08, 2004

Jessica Simpson Three's Company

20041208nickjessica.jpgLife's pretty good for Nick Lachey isn't it? I especially like how he's resting his hand on Jessica Simpson's ass, making sure she knows who's boss. Even when you make millions of dollars filming crappy TV specials, singing crappy music, and selling crappy makeup, it's nice to know that you'll always be somebody's ho. Somebody's really hot ho who occasionally dresses like Chrissy from Three's Company that is.

*UPDATE: A number of peple have commented that there appears to be a semen stain on Nick's pants next to his thumb in the first picture. Considering he's married to Jessica Simpson, it's a wonder he's not completely covered in the stuff. Get it? Because she's hot.

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