June 08, 2004

Jennifer Aniston

Although most people remember Jennifer Aniston for her role as Rachel on Friends and for her magnificent head of hair (you guys are freaks), I remember her most for her Oscar-worthy performance in Leprechaun. I won't bother with the details, but the movie involved a Leprechaun and gold and maybe something about Irish people. What I'm trying to say here is that Jennifer used to be ugly. Before her nose job, she looked like an average big nosed brunette. And after her nose job, she looked like an average normal nosed brunette that's married to Brad Pitt. So let this be a lesson to you all. No matter how ugly you are, plastic surgery can help. I know the world has tried to tell you that beauty is on the inside but that's just society's way of telling you that you're ugly. And you are ugly.

View Picture - Jennifer Aniston Wow

Previous Entries