Paris Hilton Carries Paris Hilton

I should probably say something about how Paris Hilton is carrying a shopping bag with Paris Hilton on it, but I'm more curious about that outfit of hers. Looks a little familiar doesn't it? Either these photos were taken during the same day or Paris Hilton rewears her outfits. Not that there's anything wrong with rewearing an outfit, I just expected a little more of Paris. When you buy new clothes every other hour, it would just kind of make sense that you wouldn't wear the same outfit twice.

Britney Spears Hires Nanny

Britney and Kevin Federline are having a baby boy, and rumor has it the name will be Cheeto. I think they're looking for a nanny, so if you are up for it, contact me and I'll get you in touch with the right people that handle Brit, kevin and Cheeto. I am for real. [Source]

I'm not sure how legit this posting on Craig's List is, but I'm hoping it's very. Not because it's exciting that Britney and Kevin are hiring a nanny, but because the world would die of laughter if they actually named their kid Cheeto.

Avril Lavigne Hooter's Video

Remember those candid photos of Avril Lavigne dressed in a Hooter's uniform at one of her concerts during Halloween? Well our sibling site Anticlown Daily has got the video from the thing. There's no audio but that's probably a good thing, considering Avril is the Canadian equivalent of Bjork. Wait did I say Bjork? I meant a damn Banshee (which, I guess, would be Bjork). Admittedly though, Avril Lavigne is much easier on the senses when she's not pretending to be some punk rebel and embraces her role as a second rate waitress. Uh...yeah.

View Avril Lavigne Hooters Video (.wmv)

Paris Hilton Eats McDonalds

There's nothing more refreshing than seeing multi-gazillionaire-to-be Paris Hilton holding a McDonald's bag along with her jewel-encrusted Sidekick while driving her Bentley GT. It's good to know that even people who drive cars worth more than most people's houses like to occasionally stop and have some crappy fast food just like everybody else.

I'm not normally a fan of Mantis Woman (that's her official name by the way), but she does look surprisingly good in these pictures. And it's nice to see that she's supporting her sister by wearing a shirt that at least suggests it was designed by Nicky. Although I'm not really sure how much design sense it takes to throw a crappy print on a white tanktop and then plaster your name on it as if you actually want to take credit for it. I think it's safe to say that both Hilton sisters suck at what they do, though it could be argued that Paris "sucks" a little harder than Nicky. Hehe, that was a pun. I'm funny.

Adriana Lima Vampire Fangs

How is it that somebody with such terrible teeth could be regarded as one of the bitchiest most beautiful women on the planet? I don't ask much of my supermodels, just that they be beautiful and skinny and walk around half naked all the time making products look better than they actually are, but I'd really appreciate it if they didn't sport crooked vampire fangs. Can you imagine if Adriana Lima actually got braces and went walking down runways sporting a mouthful of wire? That'd be almost as embarrassing as walking down the runway looking like a damn Dracula woman.

Project Runway

I really wanted to hate Project Runway, not only because it's another reality show with the exact same premise as every other reality show, but also because it was hosted by the amazingly overrated Heidi Klum. During the show, each designer got to pick their own personal model and I'm going to go ahead and say that at least four or five of them looked better than Heidi. I thought I had more to say about this but I guess not. Man, where'd I leave my pants?

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Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Candids

I knew that Jessica Simpson was playing Daisy Duke, and I knew that meant she would be wearing short jean shorts, but I hadn't really prepared myself for just how wickedly hot she would look in them. I sort of recall that the original Daisy Duke wore a shirt or something, but if the producers of the new movie have decided to just go with a bikini, that's fine by me. Maybe they should just lose the whole jean shorts thing altogether and just throw Jessica Simpson in a thong. Sure it would be a slap in the face to the original series, but I think I'm okay with that.

Oh, and Jessica Simpson has huge breasts thighs. It's like they took a hot blonde and implanted her onto some tree trunks. I'm not complaining or anything, I'm just saying. Saying that she has huge thighs that is! Wait, I just said that...

Jessica Simpson Workout Video

Word on the street is that Jessica Simpson is currently working on an exercise video. She got the idea from all the squats and lunges she's been doing to firm up her butt to play Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. In addition to a video, she also hopes to come out with her own line of exercise equipment. I don't know about the equipment, but as long as she wears some tight workout clothes and bares her signature breasts, I'm sure the video will sell just fine. Just fine indeed.

Adriana Lima Nipple Slip

I was watching Jay Leno a couple of weeks ago (I think I was high or drunk or both) and he had a segment where he sent some weasel to interview the gang of the Victoria's Secret Angels Across America Tour. Long story short, Adriana Lima was the absolute bitchiest supermodel I have ever seen. Imagine every stereotype you have about foreign people and supermodels, and that's exactly what Adriana was. I mean it's not like she was driving a taxi or snorting coke, but she had this thick Brazillian accent and was being the most stuck up person I have ever witnessed. Man, it's a good thing she's hot. Anyways, here are some images featuring her nipple popping out during a photoshoot. And judging from the quality of the pictures, they appear to have been taken with a shoe. Images after the jump. (nudity)

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