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Brad Pitt Declines Inside The Actor's Studio
Alessandra Ambrosio December 2004 Arena
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Jessica Alba Fashion Forward Luncheon
    
Britney Spears Eats Food Anna Nicole Smith Not Fired By Trimspa
Read Trimspa sides with Anna @ [Yahoo! -- thanks Lindsay] Britney Spears Mysterious White Residue
View Britney Spears Acne Cream Photos @ [Slave4U -- thanks Suzie] Anna Nicole Smith Blames Eyes For Idiocy
Anyways, Anna's lawyer Howard K. Stern is claiming that Anna wasn't boozed up but that "She couldn't really read the teleprompter because she has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she's fine." Stern's explanation doesn't really account for Anna falling into a gift table backstage after she was basically carried away from the podium. Maybe in Anna's world, having 'bad eyes' is code for being drugged up on Trimspa. Justin Timerlake & Cameron Diaz Sued
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James Lipton invited Brad Pitt to be on Inside the Actor's Studio, but Brad declined because he felt he didn't have a "sufficient body of work." It's true though, because Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, and Ocean's Eleven are some of the worst movies ever produced when compared to the genius that was Anaconda. Maybe once Brad Pitt reaches the 
The December 2004 issue of Arena features Alessandra Ambrosio as their covergirl, as well as a nice little photoshoot featuring see through clothing and Alessandra's nipple. If there's one thing I believe in, it's that see through clothing is awesome. Wave of the future, I'm telling you. Now if only somebody could invent see through clothing that actually magnifies breast size. Wouldn't that be something! It sure would...
There's nothing more romantic than sending text messages while your girlfriend tries to kiss you. I'm not an expert on love myself (that's a lie, yes I am) but I'm pretty sure standard protocol requires at least some level of interest in your girlfriend. Anyways, Scarlett Johannson and Jared Leto have officially admitted their secret coupledom. I guess Scarlett was sick of 
This just goes to show you that even a beautiful girl like Jessica Alba can end up looking like crap if she's not dressed properly. I'll give her the boots, because thigh high leather boots are just plain sexy, but somebody has got to murder that dress. It's ironic that these were taken at Step-Up's Fourth Annual Fashion Forward Luncheon because this is so not fashion forward. Oh, the irony.
Seems I was a bit hasty in posting that Anna Nicole Smith was fired by Trimspa, as reports are that people merely wanted Trimspa to fire her. I guess the crazy folks at Trimspa are more desperate for a big name than I had originally thought. I mean I knew they were desperate when they made Anna their spokesmodel, but I didn't realize just how desperate they were. Retaining a drugged up moron of a woman as your spokesmodel because you can't get anybody else is just plain sad. Almost as sad as 
Britney Spears should probably stop giving her husband public blowjobs, or at least learn to swallow. Leaving ejaculate on your face is all sorts of tacky. 
Thanks to her 
If you didn't already know, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are being sued for assault and battery by a couple of photographers. This is old news but I didn't post anything about it because I didn't really care at the time. Well all that has changed because photos from the whole crazy spectacle have surfaced. I especially love the second picture where Justin appears to be saying to the photographer "Yeah, I've got a penis. Touch it. Touch it, man."