The Superficial News

- Justin Timberlake has been accused of cheating on Cameron Diaz, according to America's New York Post newspaper. [Read]

- Nick Carter's mum and twin sister have accused Paris Hilton of faking her bruises and have defended Nick against the allegations that he had beaten Paris. [Read]

- Married life for pop diva Britney Spears would start at a $6.9 million, eight-bedroom bungalow she has bought for her husband and herself in the beach town of Malibu. [Read]

- Hollywood movie star Janet Leigh, best known as the knife attack victim in Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho," has died at the age of 77, CNN reported on Monday. [Read]

- Boyband heart-throbs Simon Webbe and Lee Ryan left two lovers so Blue that the girls turned into lesbians. [Read]

- Actress Kate Winslet won't have plastic surgery despite saying her boobs look like 'the ears of a dog'. [Read]

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

There's no denying that Christina Aguilera can be hot, but her choice in appearance is usually questionable. When she's done up right and wearing the proper clothes, she can look like the tiny little hottie that she is. Unfortunately, she's usually allowed to take command of her own wardrobe, meaning she usually turns out all weird and ugly looking. I guess her current look is some sort of Marilyn Monroe / Gwen Stefani fusion, but it just doesn't look all that great. Maybe if she toned down the lipstick and got rid of that stupid fake mole. Seriously now, who does that? On the lameness scale, that's right up there with giving yourself a fake hickie with a vacuum cleaner.

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Pamela Anderson

Even after two kids and a multitude of relationships to tattooed rockers, Pamela Anderson still manages the time to pose half naked for all her fans. At the ripe age of 37 you'd expect her breasts to start looking saggy and weird, but thanks to the magic of plastic surgery, they've somehow managed to hang on to their firmness. And without her oversized inflated grapefruit breasts, Pamela Anderson really wouldn't have anything in this world. Well, except for her kids and all, but those little buggers don't count. We're all about the boobs here.

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The Superficial News

- British newcomer Keira Knightley has been voted the sexiest movie star of all time. The 19-year-old beat Hollywood beauties such as Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lopez and Julia Roberts to the title She also pipped screen legends Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot. [Read]

- Newly-wedded couples usually opt to spend the first few weeks of their married life away from family and at some romantic place, but pop star Britney Spears and her hubby Kevin Federline are celebrating their honeymoon with Britney's mother Lynne in Kentwood, Louisiana. [Read]

- Film bosses have delayed the opening of movie epic Alexander — because the hero is too gay. Stud Colin Farrell plays the legendary commander, but insiders say studio execs want to cut some of his homosexual love scenes. [Read]

Paris Hilton

Awful Plastic Surgery has a little expose on Paris Hilton and her alleged awful plastic surgery. Although I don't think that Paris looks all that great (I'm not really into insects), I'm going to have to say that she does look better than she did before. Aside from the blue contacts, I can't really figure out what she had work on, but whatever it is it's an improvement. Then again, maybe it's just that hideous purple dress she's wearing in her 'before' pictures that's throwing me off. Ugly clothes has a way of doing that to me.

Teri Hatcher

Geez, I can't believe this is Teri Hatcher. She looks nothing like the way she looked on Lois & Clark which leads me to believe that she either embarked on some plastic surgery escapades, or that the ravages of time have finally taken their toll. Not that she's ugly or anything, it's just that she's looking more like a ghoul than I'm usually accustomed to in a woman. There's just something about her lips and her expression and her skin that makes me think she'll crawl out of my closet at night and eat my soul. Actually don't mind me, ever since that one time that Kirsten Dunst jumped out from beneath a bridge and tried to eat me I've always been a wee bit scared of female celebrities. Well except for the ones that look like Gisele Bundchen. That woman makes me wet myself.

Katie Holmes

What the heck happened to Katie Holmes? When she started off on Dawson's Creek she was this cute little fresh faced girl and then throughout the years she slowly started drooping, turning her face into a perpetual frown and her body into a perpetual...sag? I can see why people would find her to be attractive, but she's just too droopy for my tastes. I like my women firm, like ripe grapefruits or Brad Pitt's sweet ass. Wait, what? I mean uh...I love sexy women!

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Alicia Keys

I couldn't decide before whether or not I thought Alicia Keys was actually pretty or just pretty because she was all glammed up. She definitely has a pretty face and a decent body, but I'm going to have to disagree with her hair on this one. And not just the curly mess on her head, but those little sprouts on her chest as well. I don't know about you, but I've always found chest hair on a woman to be a major turnoff. Maybe I'm just a sexy sexist pig, but I'm a firm believer that chest hair goes on the man and not the woman, and even then it's not really a good thing. At least she can like play the piano and stuff.

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