Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is sporting some interesting new ankle tattoos. I can't really tell what it is, but it looks to be some sort of Hindu lesbian sex scene of some sort. Unfortunately, I'm not really a fan of the whole body art thing. I'm also not a fan of old grandma sweaters and ugly trucker hats. I am, however, a huge fan of being a slut. That stuff rocks.

*UPDATE: Some people have suggested that those aren't really tattoos, but rather prints on her nylons. Upon closer inspection, I'd have to agree.

Rachel Hunter

A teenager who admitted groping Rachel Hunter's breast at a Christchurch mall may face the wrath of the Kiwi supermodel as part of his sentence. The 16-year-old, who cannot be named because of his age, was reportedly fulfilling a dare by a friend when he dashed in front of Hunter as she was promoting cosmetics at Northlands Mall and touched her breast. That's some ballsy shit right there, man. When I was 16, my dares consisted of eating pizza from the garbage or licking a restaurant floor, not going up to random celebrities and sexually violating them.

Read Article [Breast groper may face Hunter]

Elle Macpherson

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding Elle Macpherson's latest ads for her new lingerie line, including protesting prudes and, on a more serious note, a concerned mother whose daughter was murdered by a knife-wielding necrophiliac. As much as I'd like to make the connection between modeling lingerie and necrophiliac homicide, I'm going to have to side with Elle on this one. Not just because she's probably way hotter and is willing to bare her naked breasts, but because the freedom to prance around naked in a lingerie ad should not be trounced by some woman's horrible experience with a perverted lunatic. If that happens, then the terrorists have truly won. Or something. Whatever, you're fat.

Read Article [Supermodel Elle's lingerie ads spark protest]
Read Article [Calls for Elle Macpherson Intimates TV ad to be banned]

View Official Site (with video - some NSFW)

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is to star opposite Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville in her first major screen role as Daisy Duke in a big screen version of 'The Dukes of Hazzard'. I don't know about her acting, but Jessica Simpson in totally hot short shorts should be good times. Good times indeed. Now if only they can manage to work in a couple of topless scenes, then the movie should qualify for all sorts of Academy Awards.

Read Article [Jessica Simpson to play Daisy Duke] -- thanks Chas
View Gallery [Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke Gallery]

Miss Universe

Thanks to a reader for submitting this picture of Miss Universe before makeup and before tanning. Not that she's ugly here or anything, she just doesn't look quite as spectacular as she does when she has her skirt falling off. Wait, what? Also, can anybody make out what it says on her left breast/shoulder? I'm hoping it says something scandalous like "Playboy Sex Parks", but I can't seem to make it out.

*UPDATE: Apparently her jacket says Braye Cragg Solicitors. Our lovely Miss Universe used to be a solicitor? Say it ain't so! -- thanks Robert

Alyssa Milano

I'm not going to pretend I understand why some girls look good with short hair while others look like angry lesbians, but it's one of those things I've just come to accept. In her latest photoshoot for FHM magazine, Alyssa Milano looks noticeably similar to Victoria Beckham, though with more realistic boobs and a way less bitchy face. Alyssa's one of those girls that makes you (and I emphasize YOU and not me) want to masturbate with one hand and dial the police to turn yourself in for being a pedophile with the other. Sure, she's 31 years old, but to you she's still the tiny little 12 year old from Who's The Boss. Bet you didn't know you were a sex offender, huh? Well you do now.

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Site Design / Host

If I didn't know any better, I'd say this site got a delightful little face lift. Nothing too fancy, since we were pretty pleased with the original layout, but a definite improvement. Huge thanks to Motivusk Studios for the design and Motivusk Hosting for the hosting. It's nice to finally have a host that doesn't shut your site down whenever you get an influx of visitors. If you're in need of a good affordable host, we highly recommend Motivusk Hosting. They've treated us well and, if we could, we'd have their babies.

Beckham

The News of the World reports that David and Victoria Beckham are on the verge of splitting up despite Victoria's pregnancy with their new child. In typical spoiled bitch fashion, Victoria Beckham considers herself more high-bred than David and has been going around telling everyone, ‘I've married an Essex yob.' I don't know what an 'Essex yob' is, but if it means the world's most desirable athlete, than yes, she did indeed marry an 'Essex yob.' The news of the Beckham's marital troubles is so shocking and horrifying that the only cure may be to look at Victoria Beckham's poorly done implants and thong-revealing pants. I find that looking at a girl's naughty parts usually fixes most problems.

Read Article [Posh and Becks on rocks]

Keira Knightley

19 year old Keira Knightley recently had 10" of her hair cut off in what I can only imagine was an attempt to look less spectacularly beautiful. Unfortunately, her plan failed miserably as it was discovered that she actually looks pretty good with man-hair, which is a lot more than can be said of Rosie "The Angry Lesbian" O' Donnell. The only problem with the new hair though, is that it doesn't provide the bangs necessary to cover up that enlarged forehead of hers.

Read Article [Cut! It's Keira]