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Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway 1 (thanks Brett) *UPDATE: A reader writes in that Anne Hathaway was on The Graham Norton Effect last week and revealed she would be shedding her good girl image by appearing topless in her newest film Havoc. Rock on. Tara ReidBecause everybody loves looking at big fake boobs, here's Tara Reid for no particular reason. Well, except for that whole big fake boob looking at thing.    Scarlett JohanssonYou wouldn't think that Scarlett Johansson is a whore, because she looks so sweet and innocent, but she's supposedly hooked up with more men than some really slutty...hooker...slut. There was that whole Benecio Del Toro incident where she started screwing him in an elevator, and then there was that time she had sex with some other guy in a McDonalds, and then the other time when she had sex with a midget at a preschool for poor people. Okay those last two may not be true, but it still doesn't change the fact that she had sex with a 37 year old Benicio Del Toro in an elevator. That's sick, man. Read Article [Scarlett Johansson and Jared Leto an item]   BeyonceBesides the obvious reasons why being fat sucks, there's always that added bonus that if you step on somebody's toe, you may very well break it. I'm surprised Beyonce didn't throw a diva fit after getting her toe broken and start firing people left and right. And I'm even more surprised that Beyonce's huge bodyguard is named "Shortie." That's so ironic! Read Article [Heavyweight bodyguard breaks Beyonce's toe]     Kylie MinogueKylie Minogue is ready to give up her music career to be a mum, according to reports. The pop princess has told boyfriend Olivier Martinez she will quit pop if he wants to start a family, the Daily Star said. [read] Isn't Kylie Minogue like 50 or something? Why doesn't she already have kids? Must be because she's ugly. She's got a great body for a 50 year old though.   Fred Durst & Paris HiltonLooks like that photo of Fred Durst and Paris Hilton had more implications than I had previously thought, as the celebrity sex addict and the hotel sex nymph have reportedly gotten together in a sexual union of sexy sexy sex. Yeah, you heard me. Read Article [Fred Durst is Hilton's latest]      *UPDATE: Paris needs to stop making sex tapes. Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera has removed all of her piercings except for one in her right nipple. I guess that makes sense, considering the right nipple is the sexiest piercing of all. Somtimes when I'm having sex with tons of supermodels, I think to myself "If only these supermodels had metal bars going through their right nipple, that would be so great." But then I remember that nipple rings are disgusting and that ring-free breasts are fantastic and then I'm at peace with the world again. Read Article [Christina drops piercings]     Avril Lavigne Nicky Hilton Return to The Superficial 
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These photos are a few months old, but they seemed fitting considering Princess Diaries 2 just debuted. As much as I'm for the "no bra" look, I'm definitely not down with the clownwhore makeup look. Celebrities have got to start learning that putting on tons of makeup isn't always a good thing. Sure it hides those ugly blemishes, but looking like a clown prostitute isn't really that much better.
