Beyonce

Besides the obvious reasons why being fat sucks, there's always that added bonus that if you step on somebody's toe, you may very well break it. I'm surprised Beyonce didn't throw a diva fit after getting her toe broken and start firing people left and right. And I'm even more surprised that Beyonce's huge bodyguard is named "Shortie." That's so ironic!

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Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue is ready to give up her music career to be a mum, according to reports. The pop princess has told boyfriend Olivier Martinez she will quit pop if he wants to start a family, the Daily Star said. [read]

Isn't Kylie Minogue like 50 or something? Why doesn't she already have kids? Must be because she's ugly. She's got a great body for a 50 year old though.

Fred Durst & Paris Hilton

Looks like that photo of Fred Durst and Paris Hilton had more implications than I had previously thought, as the celebrity sex addict and the hotel sex nymph have reportedly gotten together in a sexual union of sexy sexy sex. Yeah, you heard me.

Read Article [Fred Durst is Hilton's latest]

*UPDATE: Paris needs to stop making sex tapes.

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera has removed all of her piercings except for one in her right nipple. I guess that makes sense, considering the right nipple is the sexiest piercing of all. Somtimes when I'm having sex with tons of supermodels, I think to myself "If only these supermodels had metal bars going through their right nipple, that would be so great." But then I remember that nipple rings are disgusting and that ring-free breasts are fantastic and then I'm at peace with the world again.

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Avril Lavigne

Nicky Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan lived up to her "Mean Girls" rep when she descended on Saddle Ranch Chop House restaurant with five teen queens and terrorized the staff! Ms. Barely Legal hated her table and demanded another, snapped rudely at waiters when she ordered -- then sent her food back for superstar treatment. For an encore, Lohan left a lousy $2 tip! [via]

Lindsay Lohan's a bitch? Shocking.

Popups And Such

Has anybody gotten any popups when visiting the site? We've gotten a single complaint and want to know if anybody else has been experiencing the same thing. We haven't approved any such ads and never will, so if you ever see a pop up, please let us know so we can figure out what's going on and deal with it. Seriously, pop ups make us want to kill things just as much as you.

*UPDATE: The popups appear to be coming from Imageshack, as most people are getting them when they click the pictures. Looks like they finally found a way to make money off of their free service. Anyways, let us know how much the popups bother you. Ideally, we'd love to keep using Imageshack but if the popups are too annoying, then we'll try to figure something out.

**UPDATE: We highly recommend using a browser other than Internet Explorer to help avoid the popups. Netscape and Mozilla Firefox are among some alternatives that bypass the popup scripts.

Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston

Looks like previous rumors that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant can be replaced by brand spankin new rumors that her and Brad Pitt have decided to adopt. It's only fair that these two not be able to produce a child though, considering it would rule the world through the sheer force of its physical beauty. Really, the best part about this story is that there's actually some flaw with Brad Pitt. I guess being the hottest man on Earth doesn't gaurantee good sperm. I win!

Now if only there was some heterosexual explanation for these pictures.

Read Article [Brad and Jen to adopt]