Jenna Jameson

If you don't know who Jenna Jameson is, you're either under the age of 8 (in which case get out of here), or you've spent your life living in the woods of Kentucky. During her early years, Jenna Jameson could have brought any man to his knees, with the shake of her butt or the flash of her breasts. Nowadays though, she's looking more like a crack addict than a veteran porn star. I guess the two go hand in hand, but I wouldn't have expected Jameson to have aged so poorly. Maybe if she wasn't so busy having sex with complete strangers, she would be able to find the time to take care of her appearance. Not just for her sake, but for the sake of everybody that has to look at her.

The Superficial News

-- Britney Spear's fiancé Kevin Federline has been hiding a little secret – he has “walked up the aisle” with a sweetheart once before. [read - With Pictures]

-- Kiefer Sutherland stunned a group of small-town New Zealand women with an impromptu strip routine at a club in the North Island community of Raetihi. [read]

-- Respectable Forbes magazine has recently published another respectable list. Now the list is devoted to richest supermodels of the world. As it turns out, Milla Jovovich and Heidi Klum are not only beautiful, desirable and sexy women. They are also incredibly wealthy. [read]

-- Sex mad Sharon Stone has confessed a desire to get her hands on as many toyboys as possible. [read]

-- Jerry Goldsmith, an Oscar- and Emmy-winning film and TV composer so prolific that hardly a day goes by when one of his works is not being played somewhere in the world, has died at age 75, his family said on Thursday. [read]

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Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci's latest photoshoot for Vanity Fair features her naked body as well as a surprisingly huge belly. Though some of you might suspect that she decided to let loose and consume the state of Virginia, Bellucci is actually deep into her pregnancy. Too bad, really, since eating Virginia would have made for a funnier explanation.

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Miss Massachusetts

Hold on to your pocket protectors—MIT alumni have accomplished yet another first: Erika Ebbel '04 has won the Miss Massachusetts pageant, and now has her sights clearly set on becoming Miss America.

Looks like Jessica Simpson isn't the only person to have both looks and brains. I guess it was only a matter of time before an MIT alumni managed to start winning beauty pageants, though I'm going to assume her MIT friends helped her to rig the whole thing. When you get enough of those nerdy bastards together, they can do practically anything. That is, except get dates.

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The Superficial News

-- After six weeks at a treatment facility for a health-related issue, Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins, is "doing well" and her fans can "expect her to return home soon," her publicist, Michael Pagnotta, said Tuesday. [read]

-- Michael Jackson (search) wants "a celebrity exception to the First Amendment" which will keep much of his child molestation case secret, a media lawyer argued in a motion filed Tuesday. [read]

-- There's a new love in Halle Berry's life, and yes, it's one of those Hollywood romances between co-stars. The two met on the set of her latest movie, "Catwoman." [read]

-- After so many glaring tabloid headlines about his wild-man lifestyle, Colin Farrell has hit back … by claiming that however OTT he may be, at least he’s not Adolf Hitler! [read]

-- [Will] Ferrell, a graduate of the University of Southern California, has agreed to host the 75th anniversary gala for its School of Cinema-Television, Dean Elizabeth Daley announced Wednesday. [read]

-- Tour de France director Jean Marie-Leblanc admitted Wednesday that he saw fans spit at Lance Armstrong during the first-ever time trial to historic L'Alpe d'Huez. [read]

Jessica Simpson

Not wanting to leave out the hotter, blonder sister of the Simpson set, here's a sweet little video clip of Jessica filming something or another. The only thing that really matters here is that she's dripping wet and wearing a white shirt. There's nothing I love more than a blonde who's got a great face as well as a great personality. Wait, did I say personality? I meant giant breasts.

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