The Superficial News

-- Singer Michael Jackson has denied newspaper and magazine reports that he is a father to quadruplets. [read]

-- Guests at the Onyx Hotel can now sleep in Britney Spears' room — if only in their dreams. The singer's mother, Lynne, designed a room at the Onyx, in downtown Boston, to look just like the pop singer's bedroom at her home in Kentwood, La. [read]

-- Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. [read]

-- Actress Catherine Zeta Jones has made a contribution to the election campaign of George Clooney's father Nick, who is standing for Congress in the US. [read]

*edit: -- Jessica Simpson says Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica will not tape any more episodes. [read]

Sharon Stone

At 46, Sharon Stone is like the fine wine of female actresses. I guess her only other competition would be the incredibly hot (for her age) Heather Locklear, but Sharon Stone is managing to hold her own. In her most recent photoshoot for Rolling Stone, Sharon proves that even old people can be hot, which really goes against everything I've been raised to believe.

Gisele Bundchen

If you hadn't already suspected, Gisele Bundchen is currently the highest paid supermodel in the world. Making a nice $10 million in the past year, she's possibly the hottest Brazillian human being on the planet. Anyways, these pictures are from when she threw the ceremonial first pitch at a Boston Red Sox game in May. If there's anything hotter than a supermodel pitching a baseball, it's probably illegal.

The Superficial News

-- Pop star Jennifer Lopez sniffily told a magazine she was not a "serial marrying person" - two weeks before getting wed for a third time. [read]

-- Christina Aguilera has reportedly split with her longterm boyfriend after a major fight in a New York strip club. [read]

-- Jumping from one comic book monolith to another, "X-Men" director Bryan Singer has signed on to direct the next Superman film. [read]

-- US singer Linda Ronstadt was booed and removed from a Las Vegas casino for praising film-maker Michael Moore and his film Fahrenheit 9/11 during a show. [read]

-- Is there no end to cultish Madonna's Kabbalah-blah-blah madness? She has taken to singing in Yiddish, an ancient German-based language used by Jews. [read]

Britney Spears

I think everybody can agree that bras are for losers. Tara Reid gets it, Lindsay Lohan gets it, and now apparently Britney Spears gets it. Maybe if a couple more celebrities jump on the bandwagon, all of America will stop wearing bras. It brings a smile to my face just thinking about it.

Ashlee Simpson

When has Ashlee Simpsons ever looked so good? The answer is never, because she usually looks like a terrible wannabe punker. Unfortunately, it takes more than wearing a shirt that says "Punk" to actually be punk. Then again, Avril Lavigne pulled it off, suggesting that America may very well be the most gullible nation in the world. Ashlee Simpson still looks pretty good in this Candie's ad though.

Justin Timberlake

It's official! Justin Timberlake has cheated on girlfriend Cameron Diaz. The singer spent two sizzling nights with leggy Lara Croft double Lucy Clarkson—his "classy" Brit on the side while he was in London.

If I was dating somebody as old as Cameron Diaz, I'd want to cheat on her too. It just makes sense.

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The Superficial News

-- Britney Spears is fuming mad after The New York Post published a headline last week dubbing her "Boozer Britney." [read] -- the controversial pictures

-- Britney Spears has chosen the famous Beverly Hills Hotel for her wedding to dancer Kevin Federline. [read]

-- Former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra has confessed she regrets having her breasts enlarged. [read]

-- Mel Gibson's film distribution company is suing a second US cinema chain in a dispute over revenues for The Passion of the Christ. [read]

-- Jessica Simpson gets catty and cozy, when she poses for next month's Vanity Fair. But does America's favorite "Newlywed" play up her role as a ditzy blonde for the cameras? In the article, Editor Krista Smith writes that Jessica may actually have an IQ up there with Albert Einstein. [read]

Mandy Moore