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Ashlee SimpsonWhen has Ashlee Simpsons ever looked so good? The answer is never, because she usually looks like a terrible wannabe punker. Unfortunately, it takes more than wearing a shirt that says "Punk" to actually be punk. Then again, Avril Lavigne pulled it off, suggesting that America may very well be the most gullible nation in the world. Ashlee Simpson still looks pretty good in this Candie's ad though.  Justin TimberlakeIt's official! Justin Timberlake has cheated on girlfriend Cameron Diaz. The singer spent two sizzling nights with leggy Lara Croft double Lucy Clarkson—his "classy" Brit on the side while he was in London. If I was dating somebody as old as Cameron Diaz, I'd want to cheat on her too. It just makes sense. Read Article (With Pictures)  The Superficial News-- Britney Spears is fuming mad after The New York Post published a headline last week dubbing her "Boozer Britney." [read] -- the controversial pictures -- Britney Spears has chosen the famous Beverly Hills Hotel for her wedding to dancer Kevin Federline. [read] -- Former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra has confessed she regrets having her breasts enlarged. [read] -- Mel Gibson's film distribution company is suing a second US cinema chain in a dispute over revenues for The Passion of the Christ. [read] -- Jessica Simpson gets catty and cozy, when she poses for next month's Vanity Fair. But does America's favorite "Newlywed" play up her role as a ditzy blonde for the cameras? In the article, Editor Krista Smith writes that Jessica may actually have an IQ up there with Albert Einstein. [read] Mandy Moore
Britney SpearsThere's definitely too much fat on this body for it to be considered hot. Why couldn't these kinds of pictures have surfaced when Britney was at her peak? Not her career peak mind you, but her physical peak. I think that would be somewhere between her 2000 VMA Performance and her Oops I Did It Again video. Try to picture this body in the following photos and you'll see what we're all missing out on. Britney Spears White Bikini 1 Britney SpearsFive years ago, a picture of Britney Spears grabbing some guy's crotch would elicit fantasies suitable only for the most depraved of horny teenagers. Nowadays though, all it does is remind everybody of just how far Britney Spears has fallen. I'm just waiting for her to pull a Courtney Love and start walking around public topless, drink in one hand, cigarette in the other. She's got the skank whore part down, all she needs now is to get hooked on some drugs.   Jessica AlbaHow do you make Jessica Alba even hotter? Put a PS2 controller in her hands. Jessica Alba Gaming 1 The Superficial News-- Pop star Christina Aguilera has reportedly brought her wedding date forward to beat rival Britney Spears down the aisle. [read] -- The 22-year-old music mogul (Britney Spears) just listed her 4,400-square-foot quadruplex loft on East Fourth Street — located on the top four floors of the famed Silk Building — for just under $6 million. [read] -- "Ocean's 12" producer Jerry Weintraub wants to set the record straight: Mobsters didn't try to extort anyone connected with the production during shooting in Italy. [read] Rachel StevensI don't know anything at all about UK singers, but as long as they're hot they're okay by me. Rachel Stevens is pretty big stuff and I'd be lying if I told you I never heard of her. Then again, I'd also be lying if I told you I haven't had sex with every single Playmate ever. Including the dead ones. Rachel Stevens 1 Return to The Superficial 
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