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Britney SpearsThere's definitely too much fat on this body for it to be considered hot. Why couldn't these kinds of pictures have surfaced when Britney was at her peak? Not her career peak mind you, but her physical peak. I think that would be somewhere between her 2000 VMA Performance and her Oops I Did It Again video. Try to picture this body in the following photos and you'll see what we're all missing out on. Britney Spears White Bikini 1 Britney SpearsFive years ago, a picture of Britney Spears grabbing some guy's crotch would elicit fantasies suitable only for the most depraved of horny teenagers. Nowadays though, all it does is remind everybody of just how far Britney Spears has fallen. I'm just waiting for her to pull a Courtney Love and start walking around public topless, drink in one hand, cigarette in the other. She's got the skank whore part down, all she needs now is to get hooked on some drugs.   Jessica AlbaHow do you make Jessica Alba even hotter? Put a PS2 controller in her hands. Jessica Alba Gaming 1 The Superficial News-- Pop star Christina Aguilera has reportedly brought her wedding date forward to beat rival Britney Spears down the aisle. [read] -- The 22-year-old music mogul (Britney Spears) just listed her 4,400-square-foot quadruplex loft on East Fourth Street — located on the top four floors of the famed Silk Building — for just under $6 million. [read] -- "Ocean's 12" producer Jerry Weintraub wants to set the record straight: Mobsters didn't try to extort anyone connected with the production during shooting in Italy. [read] Rachel StevensI don't know anything at all about UK singers, but as long as they're hot they're okay by me. Rachel Stevens is pretty big stuff and I'd be lying if I told you I never heard of her. Then again, I'd also be lying if I told you I haven't had sex with every single Playmate ever. Including the dead ones. Rachel Stevens 1 Britney SpearsBritney Spears sinks to a new low — swigging whisky and Red Bull and scoffing junk food in the street with her love-rat fiancé. Classy. Word on the street is that the whiskey is actually Ginseng and that The Sun has the most of piece of shit reporters in the world. Plus, they can't even spell "whiskey" right. Britney Spears is still a white trash whore though. Read Article (With Pictures) Britney Spears 1 *UPDATE: About 10 gazillion of you wrote in to say that people in the UK spell Scotch Whiskey without the "e." I guess I'm not allowed to make of The Sun's journalism anymore. They're top notch! Anna KournikovaThe main difference between Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova is the simple little fact that Maria Sharapova is actually good at tennis. Though Anna is the most popular/famous tennis player in the universe, she's never even won a Grand Slam title. Not that anybody really even cares about her tennis playing abilities though. As long as she's blonde and looks decent in a bikini, America will embrace her as the greatest tennis sensation since Pete Sampras. Maxim August 2004 Maria MenuonosI was watching The Howard Stern Show the other night, and Maria Menuonos was on. During the interview, it was revealed that she makes over $200,000 being a reporter for Entertainment Tonight and that she started out her career as a janitor. Can you even imagine seeing a janitor that looks like Maria Menuonos? It would be the equivalent of your high school nurse looking like Carmen Electra. That's crazy, man. Return to The Superficial 
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