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Lindsay Lohan
I honesty don't understand all the hype surrounding Lindsay. Yes, she has big boobs and yes she has trouble keeping them in her shirts, but that's not really so different than most other celebrities out there. The only difference between Lindsay Lohan and say Keira Knightley, is that Keira has a pretty face to go along with those nipples of hers. Lindsay Lohan MTV Movie Awards Michelle Branch
Sadly, Michelle Branch thinks she can pull off the trucker hat look by combining it with a see through shirt. While normally this tactic might work, having awkward breasts and disgusting nipples only worsens the image. Christina Aguilera on the other hand, would probably be able to pull it off, as nobody in their right mind would be looking at her head if she was wearing a see through shirt. Michelle Branch Trucker Hat 1 Britney Spears Normal Hat You do the math. Jennifer Lopez
This is almost too ridiculous to be true. I really don't see how Marc Anthony could have ended up with Jennifer Lopez, seeing as how he really has nothing going for him except that he had a single out like 30 years ago. Not that Jennifer Lopez is such the catch herself (she's already been caught two and half other times), but at least she doesn't look like an ugly John Leguizamo. And when you're described as an ugly John Leguizamo, you know you must be ugly. Read Article [Thanks Summer] Hi-Res Jennifer Lopez *UPDATE: Thanks to Summer for these wedding shots! Christina Aguilera
Related *edit: Hi-Res pictures from the Elle photo shoot Jessica AlbaThis petition was brought to our attention after our recent discussion regarding Jessica Alba. Apparently the world is in agreement that a naked Jessica Alba is a better Jessica Alba. Normally we don't bother with petitions, but when the cause is something so universally good, it's hard not to sign. Severina Vuckovic
Severina Vuckovic Gallery 1 The Naked Stuff Potential Hosting ChangesThe Superficial may be going through some hosting changes over the next week or so. Initial estimates of bandwidth were far too low, as we've blown through about 1/4 of our monthly bandwidth and it's only been four days into the month. Hopefully we'll be able to locate a new host soon and transfer everything onto there. If you have trouble accessing the site over the next week or so, it's most likely due to the server switch. Try to bear with us as we try to get everything together. We're still shopping for a new host so things should be stable for the next couple days or so. We'll let you know once the change is actually in the works. This is just an early warning for things to come. *UPDATE: The archives have been removed in order to conserve bandwidth until a new host is found. Absolut Hunk
This is about as much fame as Jason Lewis is ever going to have so he should just ride it out. Sure, he might be forever known as the Absolut Penis Dude but that's a pretty minor setback for all that popularity. Just look at our good friend William Hung. He's learned to ride out his 15 minutes and so should this guy. He could become some sort of underwear model for CK or something, marketing a special brand of underwear for vodka-bottle-penis people everywhere. Read Article [via AdRants] Jeri RyanWhen you're a 20-something girl, not wearing a bra is often times a good idea. When you turn into an almost-40 woman? Well it's really not such a good idea anymore. That whole gravity thing kind of ruins what might otherwise be a perfectly nice looking breast. If I ran this country, there would be a law enacted that forced women over the age of 30 to wear a bra. There would be exceptions of course, so that women would be able to wander into a local testing agency where they would determine if their breasts were firm enough to go braless. If they pass, then they would get a license which would have to be renewed every couple years or so. It's a good plan. Really it is. View Picture (hires) Return to The Superficial 
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I've tried to ignore her for so long, but it looks like the Lindsay Lohan flood has finally hit the shores of The Superficial. And despite how horrible that analogy was, the fact remains that you can't go three sites without some mention of 
The latest trends in Hollywood seem to be the increasingly popular see through shirt and the infamous trucker hat. I'm all for the see through shirts, but the whole trucker hat thing has got to stop. How do these celebrities not see how ugly they look? Whoever started this fad needs to be punched in the balls and have "Ashton sucks" tattooed onto their face. Nobody looks good with a trucker hat. Not guys, not girls, not celebrities, not even truckers. The only thing a trucker hat says about you (besides what horrible taste you have) is that despite how rich you are, you enjoy looking like you just woke up from your trailer park. 
Setting all kinds of land-speed records, Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony Saturday evening in a hush-hush ceremony in the back yard of her Los Angeles mansion, according to Us Weekly.
If you're curious as to what Severina Vuckovic looks like with clothes on, here are a couple galleries that may enlighten you. Sure, they're not as satisfying as 
