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Jodie Marsh
Talk about an attention whore. Maybe my tastes are just more refined than the average joe, but I really don't enjoy seeing desperate ugly models dress in trashy clothing to show off their saggy breasts and disgusting ass. I can understand what they're trying to do, but I'd really rather they didn't. Maybe if they looked a little more like Jessica Alba then yes, please, dress as skanky as you'd like. In fact, if you look like Jessica Alba why dress at all? I think it would probably be in everybody's best interest if you just walked around naked. Read More (With Pictures) *edit: Here's another article detailing the Jordan/Jodie feud with pictures of both. Miss Universe 2004
And to make up for all that ugly, here are some delightful treats from Israel, India, and Switzerland. Now these are the kinds of ladies that should be in a contest like this. What kind? The pretty kind. Big RobIf you're a fan of Britney Spears, then you've no doubt caught glimpses of her giant black bodyguard. What you're probably unaware of, though, is that he was actually born and raised of a rare class of giants and stands at a whopping ten feet tall. Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself. "But that's just the camera angle," you whine. Fine. You win. I guess he's not a giant after all. Are you happy? Huh? Are you happy now?! View Pictures - Britney's Big Black Bodyguard [Luxury Fashion] Salma Hayek
View Picture - Salma Hayek Getting Bent *note: Because of the nature of this site, I will no longer post NSFW (Not Safe For Work) warnings. It is redundant, and everything on this site should be assumed NSFW. Severina Vuckovic
I have no idea who Severina Vuckovic is but that's only because I'm not up to date on my Croation pop stars. Up to date? How about I never even knew Croatia had pop stars until this showed up. But I'm not one to complain. Any country that can bring us a sleazy sex tape is okay by me. Read Article [CNN] *edit: Here are some screen captures from the video (NSFW) if you don't feel like downloading the 72 mb file. **edit: The bandwidth for the site hosting the video got decimated so you'll have to be patient and hope it comes up again, or wait for a mirror to surface. Britney SpearsSadly, Britney Spears seems to have fallen from her pristine hotness and has officially taken on the look of a drug addict. I had assumed the trucker hat pictures to be a fluke, but I now realize the error of my ways. View Picture - Drug Addict Britney [World of Britney] E3 2004 Booth Babes
"It's like these pictures, see, but they totally have like these bumps and things on them. Tee hee, I'm not wearing a bra." I guess that last part pretty much summed up their whole reason for being there though. There's something about a woman not wearing a bra that really makes you want to view the latest in gaming and electronic equipment. Christina Aguilera
Hi-Res Christina Aguilera Jennifer Hawkins
Jennifer Hawkins smiled as the outgoing titleholder, Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic, slipped the crown on her head Tuesday night at a convention center on the northern outskirts of Quito. The Miss Universe title needs to carry some more weight to it then just a tiny crown and a year's worth of bragging rights. It seems to me that any position which sounds like the ruler of the Universe should carry with it certain responsibilities and perks. Such as if Miss Hawkins ever requests to have crazy animal sex with me on the streets of Sydney, she should have the power to get her wish granted. That's just my humble opinion though. Read Article [Yahoo! News] *edit: Here are some more pictures of the very lovely Miss Universe Return to The Superficial 
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So I was looking through these Miss Universe 2004 photos and I can't help but wonder how some of these contestants got in. I don't mean to be rude (okay maybe a little), but in what world could 
I'm not sure what this Saddam Hussein lookalike is 
A top Croatian pop star has appealed to the public to return or destroy private pictures of her enjoying a lusty sex romp which appeared on the Internet this week.
I wonder if there's a whole other dimension to Christina's shirt that I'm just not seeing. Maybe it's a band. Maybe it's a description. Or maybe, just maybe, it happens to be Christina's occupation. 
