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Big RobIf you're a fan of Britney Spears, then you've no doubt caught glimpses of her giant black bodyguard. What you're probably unaware of, though, is that he was actually born and raised of a rare class of giants and stands at a whopping ten feet tall. Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself. "But that's just the camera angle," you whine. Fine. You win. I guess he's not a giant after all. Are you happy? Huh? Are you happy now?! View Pictures - Britney's Big Black Bodyguard [Luxury Fashion] Salma Hayek
View Picture - Salma Hayek Getting Bent *note: Because of the nature of this site, I will no longer post NSFW (Not Safe For Work) warnings. It is redundant, and everything on this site should be assumed NSFW. Severina Vuckovic
I have no idea who Severina Vuckovic is but that's only because I'm not up to date on my Croation pop stars. Up to date? How about I never even knew Croatia had pop stars until this showed up. But I'm not one to complain. Any country that can bring us a sleazy sex tape is okay by me. Read Article [CNN] *edit: Here are some screen captures from the video (NSFW) if you don't feel like downloading the 72 mb file. **edit: The bandwidth for the site hosting the video got decimated so you'll have to be patient and hope it comes up again, or wait for a mirror to surface. Britney SpearsSadly, Britney Spears seems to have fallen from her pristine hotness and has officially taken on the look of a drug addict. I had assumed the trucker hat pictures to be a fluke, but I now realize the error of my ways. View Picture - Drug Addict Britney [World of Britney] E3 2004 Booth Babes
"It's like these pictures, see, but they totally have like these bumps and things on them. Tee hee, I'm not wearing a bra." I guess that last part pretty much summed up their whole reason for being there though. There's something about a woman not wearing a bra that really makes you want to view the latest in gaming and electronic equipment. Christina Aguilera
Hi-Res Christina Aguilera Jennifer Hawkins
Jennifer Hawkins smiled as the outgoing titleholder, Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic, slipped the crown on her head Tuesday night at a convention center on the northern outskirts of Quito. The Miss Universe title needs to carry some more weight to it then just a tiny crown and a year's worth of bragging rights. It seems to me that any position which sounds like the ruler of the Universe should carry with it certain responsibilities and perks. Such as if Miss Hawkins ever requests to have crazy animal sex with me on the streets of Sydney, she should have the power to get her wish granted. That's just my humble opinion though. Read Article [Yahoo! News] *edit: Here are some more pictures of the very lovely Miss Universe Avril Levigne
"It's like, 'OK, how stupid are you? ... Do you even know what punk is?' I am certainly not punk, and I hate it when people try to say that I am." You know what's really gay, Avril? The fact that you use the term 'gay' as a derogatory statement and that you string together sentences like a twelve year old. She is right about not being punk though. She was never punk and she never will be punk. Sadly, her life will be rooted in pop, though she deludes herself into thinking that she's a rock star. I don't know why, but I've grown a strong distaste for Avril. Maybe it's because she actually believes her own bullshit. That she really thinks she's in a different class than Britney or Christina. The only difference between them and Avril though, is that Britney and Christina are popular. Read Article [Yahoo! News] Britney Spears
Hmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe it has something to do with Britney's inability to keep her breasts inside her tops. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but I can see how her crazy antics might piss off our more conservative friends in China. To make up for her China tour, I suggest she do a completely nude tour here in America. That way, the whole universe can balance itself out. Extra clothing in China, less clothing in America. That's a system I think I can live with. Read - China Warns Britney *edit: Here's an unrelated video of Britney getting feisty with "fans." Return to The Superficial |