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E3 2004 Booth Babes
"It's like these pictures, see, but they totally have like these bumps and things on them. Tee hee, I'm not wearing a bra." I guess that last part pretty much summed up their whole reason for being there though. There's something about a woman not wearing a bra that really makes you want to view the latest in gaming and electronic equipment. Christina Aguilera
Hi-Res Christina Aguilera Jennifer Hawkins
Jennifer Hawkins smiled as the outgoing titleholder, Amelia Vega of the Dominican Republic, slipped the crown on her head Tuesday night at a convention center on the northern outskirts of Quito. The Miss Universe title needs to carry some more weight to it then just a tiny crown and a year's worth of bragging rights. It seems to me that any position which sounds like the ruler of the Universe should carry with it certain responsibilities and perks. Such as if Miss Hawkins ever requests to have crazy animal sex with me on the streets of Sydney, she should have the power to get her wish granted. That's just my humble opinion though. Read Article [Yahoo! News] *edit: Here are some more pictures of the very lovely Miss Universe Avril Levigne
"It's like, 'OK, how stupid are you? ... Do you even know what punk is?' I am certainly not punk, and I hate it when people try to say that I am." You know what's really gay, Avril? The fact that you use the term 'gay' as a derogatory statement and that you string together sentences like a twelve year old. She is right about not being punk though. She was never punk and she never will be punk. Sadly, her life will be rooted in pop, though she deludes herself into thinking that she's a rock star. I don't know why, but I've grown a strong distaste for Avril. Maybe it's because she actually believes her own bullshit. That she really thinks she's in a different class than Britney or Christina. The only difference between them and Avril though, is that Britney and Christina are popular. Read Article [Yahoo! News] Britney Spears
Hmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe it has something to do with Britney's inability to keep her breasts inside her tops. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but I can see how her crazy antics might piss off our more conservative friends in China. To make up for her China tour, I suggest she do a completely nude tour here in America. That way, the whole universe can balance itself out. Extra clothing in China, less clothing in America. That's a system I think I can live with. Read - China Warns Britney *edit: Here's an unrelated video of Britney getting feisty with "fans." Paris Hilton
I'm sure we're all sick of Paris by now, but I know there are some of you out there who still enjoy seeing her in the occasional bathing/birthday suit. Is she skinny? Yes. But does anybody really care? Of course not. She hasn't quite reached the point of anorexia where it becomes disgusting so it's all good. Until then, we can all rejoice in the paparazzi heroes that keep on bringing us the pictures we love to see. Hi-Res Paris Hilton Audrey Hepburn
Sorry, but no. Audrey Hepburn is not even close to being the most naturally beautiful woman of all time. No offense to her fans, but she's actually rather ugly. Her facial structure is too rounded, her cheekbones too undefined, and her eyebrows too in need of a trimming. I suppose if this list was "The Most Elf-Like Woman of all Time" then yes, she could possibly qualify for the finals. But the most naturally beautiful woman of all time? No. I really don't think so. Actually, Liv Tyler was named number two, making me think that maybe this list really is "The Most Elf-Like Woman of all Time." Honestly though, Liv Tyler truly is gorgeous and really does belong on this list. If it were down to her and Audrey (which it sort of is), my vote would definitely go with Liv. It would probably behoove her to cheer up a bit though. Turn that frown upside down, Liv. You're the second most naturally beautiful woman of all time. It's not really a surprise that Audrey Hepburn topped this list. Being a classic dead celebrity usually wins you favor in the eyes of the old foagies that judge these things. Plus, Audrey Hepburn just sounds like a good answer. Nobody really knows what she looks like but everybody assumes that she was pretty. God forbid some hot blonde bimbo be named the most beautiful woman of all time. That would be an outrage. Read More [Sydney Morning Herald] Missy_Alice
So back to this girl. There's not really anything I can say here. She's about the most stunning blogger I've ever stumbled upon. It's these kinds of girls that I would encourage to wear the haltertops and short skirts. View Missy_Alice [Xanga] Masuimi Max
My only complaint is that she's got too many tattoos. Some girls have one or two on their hip or ankle, but Masuimi's entire back is covered in one gigantic tattoo. I guess some people might consider that a plus, but tattoos just aren't my thing. That's a pretty minor gripe, though, as the rest of her more than makes up for any wrong doing a tattoo could do. View - Masuimi Max Non-Nude (LSFW) Return to The Superficial 
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I wonder if there's a whole other dimension to Christina's shirt that I'm just not seeing. Maybe it's a band. Maybe it's a description. Or maybe, just maybe, it happens to be Christina's occupation. 
BRITNEY Spears has been given permission to tour China on one condition - officials want prior approval of her outfits to check they are not too revealing.
We've all heard the jokes, so I'll just quickly refer to Paris Hilton as a 
Film legend Audrey Hepburn was yesterday named the most naturally beautiful woman of all time by a panel of experts.
This wannabe model stands more of a chance than most other wannabe models, namely because she's actually attractive. It's amazing how many ugly skanks are out there who think they've got a chance at stardom because they wear haltertops and short skirts. Newsflash, bimbos: dressing like a slut doesn't make you beautiful. Sure, it helps with getting you laid, but it's not going to put you anywhere on the map. And that getting laid part is still pretty iffy when you look the way you do. 
If you've never heard of Masuimi Max, then you're about to like me a whole lot more. Take Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie and then mash them together into a perfect blend of full lips, outrageous body, and stunning face. I'd imagine the result would turn out something like Masuimi Max. 
