Cameron Diaz and Shane Nickerson still huggy

See that picture to the right? That's pretty much the extent of the whole Cameron Diaz, Shane Nickerson make-out session. Pretty damning evidence isn't it? Judging by the bushes and the back of the head and the inability to see anything, I think it's fair to assume that those two have their tongues in each others' mouths. You can see more from the set at TimberlakeStyle though I seriously doubt you would want to. They're all the same and mind-numbingly boring. Thanks to Jennifer for the heads up.

Cameron Diaz and Shane Nickerson get huggy

The National Enquirer is reporting that Cameron Diaz cheated on Justin Timberlake with some guy named Shane Nickerson who she works with on the MTV show Trippin'. The story revolves around a grainy photo of Cameron and Shane hugging and I don't know how that turned into a "three minute make-out session" but considering the source is The National Enquirer, I'm surprised they didn't say something like "Cameron Diaz has three-way anal sex in public with Shane Nickerson and a koala bear." That said, Shane Nickerson actually has a blog of his own where he denies everything and talks about how The National Enquirer even showed up at his door to confront him about the picture.

Here's the other thing: It's such a ludicrous story, that there was never a moment from her of "Is this true?" In fact, I told my wife, "One of the reasons this is so stupid is because you know that if I was hooking up with CD you'd have been the first one I high-fived." She laughed because she knows me. If The National Enquirer knew me at all, they'd have saved whatever money they paid for this supposed picture.

The most surprising thing about this whole story is that The National Enquirer actually sends out reporters to do reporting-like stuff. Like with sources and everything. Crazy!

Pamela Anderson too good for monkeys

Pamela Anderson has refused to allow a chimp to appear on her show Stacked because of her position as a spokeswoman for PETA. To resolve the problem, the show's producers have replaced the chimp with a robot. I'm going out on a limb here, but any show where a monkey and a robot are interchangeable probably doesn't have the strongest storyline going for it. Not that shows with Pamela Anderson usually have any of that "story" crap anyways.

"Pam was fine about portraying the tests as frightening, but she drew the line at using a real chimp on the show," a source told The Scoop. "Pam said, "I asked them to lose the chimp. We've replaced him with a robot! The scenes are much funnier with the robot anyway - it’s a very sci-fi vibe.' "

Bigfoot lives

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but Hedonistica has a fairly awesome picture of Bigfoot. That said, you should probably head on over and have a peak. And to make this at least somewhat relevant, I'll point out that Katie Holmes apparently only has four toes on her right foot. A number of readers pointed it out and I'm a little surprised I didn't catch it myself. I'm usually pretty good when it comes to spotting horribly disgusting foot deformities. And yes, that was a pretty pathetic attempt at creating relevance, but you have to keep in mind that I'm an idiot. Sometimes you forget that and it only ends up hurting both of us.

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Britney Spears' urine bought by online casino

An online casino has paid $5,001 for Britney Spears' alleged home pregnancy test. Clearly somebody over at Golden Palace casino has an ironic sense of humor. Ya know, because Golden Palace and urine are like...urinary...palaces. See? Isn't that ironic? Urinary palaces. Oh man, I need to buy me one of those. I could hire a pastry chef and a tennis instructor and who knows what else. Now somebody explain to me why I'm talking about staffing my urinary palace. I believe I've totally lost my mind.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie have crazy animal sex

The NY Post is reporting that Star Magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during a crazy sex session in Keyna that security rushed to their room. I thought the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie relationship thing was still just speculation, but I guess we've just leaped over that wall and have gone straight into the "animalistic sex in different countries" territory. I think if I was a reporter for Star I would just sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching the Cartoon Network. Then whenever I saw something ridiculous that happened in a cartoon I would turn it into a real life story about how Jessica Simpson drinks mustard to stay thin or something. That would be a nice life.

"Miss Jolie got so excited, the guards thought maybe Mr. Pitt was taking juju herbs to give him the strength of a lion."

Thanks to Julia for the tip. Now will somebody please get me these juju herbs? NOW?!