'Sin City' has second trailer

Victoria Beckham buys jewelry for son

For her son's sixth birthday, Victoria Beckham bought Brooklyn a pair of diamond earrings worth $47,500. She wanted him to have a pair that matched his father's diamond earrings which were made for him by Jacob the Jeweler for $142,500. So basically, Victoria Beckham is very expensively trying to turn her family into women. Sounds like a plan to me!

Lindsay Lohan denies anorexia

Lindsay Lohan is denying reports that she's suffering from anorexia, claiming that her appetite is far more healthy than most of her fellow actresses. Lindsay complains, "Even the doctor was like, 'Are you anorexic? Are you making yourself throw up? Are drugs involved?'" Lindsay says she's simply going through hormonal changes and losing her baby fat. Regarding a July 2003 "Vanity Fair" photo shoot with the Olsen twins, Mandy Moore and Hilary Duff, Lindsay says nobody but her was eating that day. She says, "I was going straight to the pasta, and the other girls were eating salad. And, I'm the one people say has an eating disorder..." I don't know where this whole eating disorder rumor started from though. By all accounts, Lindsay Lohan is still fat.

Lindsay Lohan has ugly friends

An anonymous reader writes in:

I was clubbin in NYC when Linsday Lohan was invited to our table by my guy friend. Well she hated me straight off the bat (maybe because im skinnier so ha!) but she had a massive beer belly and a posse of red-headed friends. Then I overheard her saying to my guy friend who had asked why her friends were so ugly.. "Well, if I have uglier friends than I look hotter." OK! Isn't she just a sweet little peach?

Sadly, not even Lindsay Lohan's ugly friends can cover up the fact that she's a fat freckled mess. With a fucked up father. And big boobs. And money. And every other guy's penis inside her vagina.

Quentin Tarantino directs finale of CSI

Quentin Tarantino has signed on to direct the May 19th season finale of CBS's "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation". Tarantino also came up with the episode's storyline, which will put one of the key members of the CSI team in danger. Details are sketchy, but it might also involve a bunch of guys in suits doing a lot of shooting and maybe a kung fu master doing kung fu. And a sodomy scene. There'll definitely be a sodomy scene.

Fred Durst's Hacked Sex Pictures and Video

What's with celebrities and their Sidekicks and their Sidekicks getting hacked? Not that I'm complaining, because I always enjoy seeing Fred Durst's weiner, but maybe I'm lying and I don't enjoy seeing his weiner at all. Yeah, that's the one. Anyways, if you're a celebrity and you use a cellphone, most likely somebody is trying/going to hack it, so try not to take pictures of yourself naked or having sex. Unless you want that kind of thing published, in which case go right ahead. Because there's nothing more satisfying than having the entire world looking at your genitalia.

Fred Durst's Hacked Sex Pictures and Video (nsfw - spyware/adware warning)

*Edit: I had a hanging sentence at the end of the post that said "Except for a nice slice of cheesecake and maybe a cup" I can't remember why I didn't finish the sentence but I'm sure it involved naked supermodels.