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Hilary Duff Condom FakePermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
  
Halle Berry Wears Expensive ShoesPermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
Vanilla Ice Scared Of GirlsPermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
Nicky Hilton Holding Paris BackPermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
Carmen Electra Tips One CentPermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
Marcia Cross Is A LesbianPermalink | Wednesday - February 09, 2005
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These images have been making their way around the internet so I felt maybe I should point out that they're fake. Like I said before, I'm only interested in fakes that 
For the Academy Awards, Halle Berry will be wearing a $1 million pair of shoes being loaned to her by Los Angeles designer Stuart Weitzman. The shoes are encrusted with more than 400 round and pear-shaped diamonds. Personally, I'm not sure I would be comfortable wearing shoes that cost more than my car. Or my house. My God those shoes are worth more than my damn house. What have I been doing with my life? *Sob sob*
Vanilla Ice says he needed thousands of dollars in therapy to get over being stalked by a satanic chick, saying "One time, in Japan, we got to our hotel and there was a knock at my door, middle of the night, someone's left me a Satanic bible. I was freaking out. She then came up the fire escape, dropped to her knees, and was basically possessed by the Devil. I had nightmares about that for years." Pfft, that happens to me like twice a week. Vanilla Ice is such a wussy.
Paris Hilton is worried that her less famous sister, Nicky, is bad for business. According to MSNBC, Paris and Nicky have made a deal to open a line of upscale retail stores that would sell Paris and Nicky products. However, sources say that now Paris thinks the business would be more profitable if her name was the only one on it. Maybe somebody should tell her that her business would be even more successful if she sold videos of herself having sex with midgets. 
Carmen Electra has been named the meanest celebrity tipper in a new survey conducted by 
Marcia Cross, the actress that plays Bree Van De Kamp on Desperate Housewives, is apparently a lesbian and will appear on the cover of The Advocate. Marcia reportedly has been in a long-term relationship with a brunette actress from another hit TV show, but she's yet to reveal her identity, making me think it's either somebody really ugly or possibly a superhero.