Lara Flynn Boyle Strips

Passengers on a recent British Airways flight to London say Lara Flynn Boyle started popping pills and behaving strangely halfway through the flight. She ended up stripping off her clothes, climbing into the bed of a sleeping stranger, and trying to seduce him. While British Airways confirms the story, Lara's publicist says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behavior." Well so is me farting in public, but every once in awhile I just have to let one off. Uh, I mean just kidding. I never fart!

Beyonce To Release Fashion Line

Beyonce has signed an agreement with Tarrant Apparel Group to release her own fashion line. The clothing line will be called House of Dereon, after her grandmother Agnes Dereon, and the first fashions will be in stores for the 2005 holiday season. As long as she stays away from accessories, I think we'll be okay.

Jennifer Garner Knows Elektra Sucks

Jennifer Garner apparently knew "Elektra" was going to suck, but had to do it because she was contractually obligated. Michael Vartan, Jennifer's "Alias" co-star and her ex-boyfriend, told Us Weekly: "Jennifer called me and told me [the movie] was awful. She had to do it because of 'Daredevil'. It was in her contract." Yes, but was it in her contract to have giant elf ears? Because she does. Have giant elf ears. *Cough*

Jude Law Wears Wedding Ring

Jude Law has sparked rumours that he may have married his fiance Sienna Miller after being seen wearing a wedding ring. Breakingnews.ie quotes a source as saying: "He and Sienna went to a movie together and Jude even stood in line for his own popcorn. He was wearing a ring on his wedding finger." However, Jude's spokesperson denies that it is a wedding ring, insisting instead that it's "just a ring that Sienna gave him." That's all fine and dandy, but then why doesn't he wear the ring I gave him? Maybe he's ashamed of our love. And our child! *Dramatic music*

Orlando Bloom & Kate Bosworth Split Up

Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have reportedly split up. According to friends of the couple, their hectic working lives caused them to spend so much time apart that their relationship became unworkable. The pair went on holiday to Brazil recently to give their love lives a boost but to no avail. A source told The Mail On Sunday: "Orlando has said that it's all over between him and Kate and that he's back in the dating game. It seems they were never together for longer than a week before one of them had to jet off to the other side of the world for film commitments. Kate's devastated by the split but the truth is Orlando has always been a bit of a ladies' man and thinks he's too young to settle down." The couple met three years ago when they filmed a Gap advert together and Kate mistakenly took Orlando for a woman and fell in love with him. Because she's a lesbian. Okay maybe that's not true, but wouldn't it be neat if it was?

Leroy Wells Arrested

This guy was on American Idol sometime last week and he's clearly out of his mind. I can't understand a word that comes out of his mouth but that's probably okay because I don't think anybody else can either. Anyhoo, Leroy was arrested on January 5th for allegedly shooting a 39-year-old man in the hip on December 10th in Mobile, Alabama. Though Leroy finally did make bail on Wednesday, he was behind bars when his episode of American Idol aired Tuesday night. Crazy bastard. At least he's got crunk teeth.

Watch Leroy Wells on American Idol