Leroy Wells Arrested

This guy was on American Idol sometime last week and he's clearly out of his mind. I can't understand a word that comes out of his mouth but that's probably okay because I don't think anybody else can either. Anyhoo, Leroy was arrested on January 5th for allegedly shooting a 39-year-old man in the hip on December 10th in Mobile, Alabama. Though Leroy finally did make bail on Wednesday, he was behind bars when his episode of American Idol aired Tuesday night. Crazy bastard. At least he's got crunk teeth.

Watch Leroy Wells on American Idol

Usher Goes Diva

Looks like Usher is pulling his diva stunts again. In London he insisted that a limo drive him 200 yards from a movie screening to a club rather than walk the distance, and then he kept the VIP audience waiting while his entourage ordered the red carpet to be cleared for Usher's entrance. Apparently, "Usher doesn't 'do' pavement." I've always liked the way he wears hats though. Don't know why, just do. Hmm, guess that wasn't nearly as relevant as I thought it was.

Beyonce Knowles Buys Wig

Beyonce Knowles is having a special blonde wig designed especially for her and one source says it's simply going to take our breath away. The wig was made in China over a 10-day period and it's made entirely from European hair. It's about three feet long and it's rumored to have cost $50,000. Hey, that's how much I spent on my hair too! What a coincidence.

Kevin Federline Gets Metrosexual Makeover

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline has received a "metrosexual makeover" for an upcoming magazine interview. The former back-up dancer was stripped of his usual white trash outfit of wifebeater and baggy jeans for a more "dapper" look in a shoot for April's Details magazine. Spears was also present with her new dog Bitbit to provide "direction" for her partner, though I'm not sure Britney Spears' advice on looking classy would be the best, um, advice.

Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Break Up

Totally unfounded rumors suggest that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may be going their separate ways. The relationship between the friends is reportedly strained because Paris was caught on tape using the N-word, which didn’t sit too well with Nicole (her dad is Black, see?). Paris also allegedly bragged to a friend, "I can carry my own show" and In Touch magazine reports that Paris doesn’t want to share the spotlight with Nicole anymore. For the record, Hilton’s people say, "That’s completely not true. That would be like Lucy and Ethel splitting up." Yes, if Lucy and Ethel happened to be brain-dead whores.

Johnny Carson Remembered

An impromptu memorial to Johny Carson went down Tuesday night at a Hollywood restaurant called Dan Tana's. According to Entertainment Tonight Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Garry Shandling, Bill Maher, and Jay Leno dined and swapped Carson stories for hours. Take away Bill Maher and Jay Leno and you've got yourself a veritable cornucopia of funny. Put them back in and you've got two idiots who aren't funny worth crap. Like me!