Cameron Diaz Orders Wedding Dress

Cameron Diaz denies that she's engaged to Justin Timberlake but according to her designer friend, David Jet Black Horse, she's already placed her order for a wedding dress. Jet Black Horse reports that she wants a dress that will pay tribute to her mother's Native American heritage. "I am hoping to make her a really cool Native American wedding dress, with white moccasins and everything," he said. "I think she would look amazing in a white leather shortish dress with beading. She has a dress a bit like it already but it would be different and fun." Now that I think about it, I've never ever seen a Native American wedding dress in my entire life. I didn't even know that they had wedding dresses. I sort of just assumed that they were too preoccupied with being kicked off their land and murdered to care about such things.

Nicole Richie Sleeps On Floor

Nicole Richie was out with friends at the trendy Buffalo Club in Santa Monica when she went to the ladies room and never returned. As the line grew longer outside the locked door, Nicole’s friends got worried until the manager got the keys and found Nicole fast asleep on the floor. Nicole said, "I'm sorry, but I've just been working and partying too hard!" Yes, I guess that justifies sleeping on the floor of a public bathroom. Everything makes sense now.

Nicolette Sheridan Nude Photographs

A former friend of Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan says he has dozens of nude pictures of Nicollette that he has taken over the past 10 years and he's interested in selling them to the highest bidder. The guys says "I think they're beautiful pictures and they should be seen. She doesn't want me to sell them. But the way I look at it, if Mr. Blackwell named her the worst-dressed person, she might as well be the least dressed person." I do believe that this man's reasoning is the most brilliant I've seen in a long time. If you're going to dress poorly, why bother to dress at all.

Katie Couric Molests Boyfriend

Today Show hostess Katie Couric has officially gone public with new boyfriend, jazz trumpeter, Chris Botti. While dining out in Manhattan over the weekend, Couric played tonsil hockey with Botti behind a menu she was holding up. However, as the drinks continued to flow, Katie soon just forgot about holding up the menu and, the Page Six column reports, "went after Botti like a hormonally charged teenager. At one point she just grabbed his face and shoved her tongue down his throat." Which, by the way, is my third greatest fear. The woman is so damn annoying.

Britney Spears Buys Maternity Wear

Britney Spears has intensified rumors she is expecting her first child with husband Kevin Federline after being spotted shopping for a swimming suit in a maternity store. Spears recently revealed she is keen to start a family with Federline, who she married last year, and it seems her wish may have come true. Spears was snapped browsing in Babystyle in Santa Monica, California with minders, before spending $34 on a two piece swimsuit. Fellow shopper Jenny Dyke says, "She spent 20 minutes in the changing rooms. I don't know why anyone would try on clothes for pregnant women unless they are expecting themselves." I know why. Because they're crazy! And braless!

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Melania Knauss Picks Dior Gown for Wedding

When Donald Trump and Melania Knauss get married on Saturday, Melania will be wearing one of the most expensive wedding dresses ever made. It's custom-made by Christian Dior and is reportedly worth $100,000. The white satin dress is made from almost 300 feet of material, and embroidered with 1,500 crystal rhinestones and pearls. It has a 13-foot train, and an even longer veil. It's so heavy that Melania has been ordered to eat well before the wedding, so she has the strength to lug it down the aisle. Melania can be seen wearing the dress in the new issue of Vogue magazine. The wedding is taking place at Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, and the only reason NBC didn't get to televise it is because Melania refused to turn her wedding into a pop culture fiasco. If it were up to Donald, it would have been broadcast live. That man is such a clown.

Melania Knauss Picks Dior Gown for Wedding [News Journal -- thanks Mary]