Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Phone Sex

Here's some lengthy speculation regarding Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's seperation. I know you're probably as lazy as I am and don't want to read through the entire thing, so I'll help you out and summarize that Jennifer Aniston supposedly caught Brad Pitt having phone sex with Angelina Jolie. To be fair though, resisting actual sex with Angelina Jolie was probably very difficult for Brad, so he deserves some credit.

The reason behind Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's separation remains unclear, with at least three different theories for the split being put forward - two of which involve Angelina Jolie. Pitt publicist Cindy Guagenti issued a statement on behalf of the couple on Friday, in which it was announced they have officially separated after four and a half years of marriage. The most common reason being given for the split is that the couple argued over whether or not to have children. Pitt, 41, is reportedly keen to become a father while former Friends star Aniston is said to want to concentrate on her movie career. Another theory is that Aniston, 34, heard Pitt and his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star Jolie engaging in 'phone sex'. A source tells British newspaper the News Of The World, "(Brad and Angelina) would speak on the phone all the time - always speaking in hushed tones. There was no hiding their affection for each other. Jennifer listened in on the conversation via another extension. I don't know if she accidentally picked up the phone or deliberately did that. Either way, she went ballistic." And, in a further explanation involving sexy Tomb Raider star Jolie, UK tabloid the Daily Star Sunday writes that the marriage finally collapsed because Pitt adores playing father to Jolie's adopted son, Maddox. An insider tells the publication, "Jen became furious when he pointed out that, at 29, Angelina is six years younger than her and is managing to combine motherhood and a successful career."

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Engaged

People magazine reports that although Cameron Diaz was seen wearing a sparkling diamond on her ring finger, a rep for the actress denies rumors that she's engaged to Justin Timberlake. The Sun had reported that Timberlake proposed to Diaz over the holidays. "Justin and Cameron are really happy," a friend told the British tabloid. "They spent a lot of time together over the holidays and they decided the time was right to get engaged. Justin spent a fortune on the ring. Cameron was thrilled with it." Access Hollywood has also confirmed that Justin Timberlake did indeed purchase a diamond ring from jeweler Neil Lane. How about we all just agree that Cameron Diaz looks like a really skinny pig and move on with our lives? Sound good? Sounds great!

Ashlee Simpson Spoof

As if she wasn't a big enough joke as it is, some internet clowns decided to go ahead and make a spoof of The Ashlee Simpson Show. It's definitely funny, though I'm not sure how comfortable I am watching a man pretend to be a woman pretending to give a blowjob to another man. However, since Ashlee Simpson technically really is a man, I guess it's okay. Wait, what? Ashlee Simpson is a man?

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Petra Nemcova Survives Tsunami

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova arrived in Prague on Saturay for further treatment after being injured in the Asian tsunami. Nemcova was vacationing in Thailand with her boyfriend, photographer Simon Atlee, when the waves swept through their beach hut. She reportedly clung to a tree for eight hours as the water swirled around her and has been recovering from her injuries, including a broken pelvis, in a Thai hospital. I guess some supermodels are tougher than they appear, which only makes sense considering most supermodels look about as tough as a marshmallow puppy. Yes that's right, I said a marshmallow puppy.

Aaron Carter Car Explodes

Entertainment Tonight reports that pop star Aaron Carter had what he calls a "near death experience" last Thursday morning when the car he was driving caught fire on a Florida highway. Seventeen-year-old Carter, was driving to a photoshoot when a mattress fell off the truck that he was following. He was unable to avoid the mattress so he drove his Cadillac Escalade over it, causing the car to ignite. After pulling over to the side of the road the vehicle exploded, with Carter narrowly escaping with only minor injuries. I'd comment that it's a shame Aaron made it out, but I'm more surprised that Escalades can't seem to make it over mattresses without exploding. Looks like 90% of the hip-hop population have invested in some quality SUV's.

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