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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Separate

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have separated after 4 1/2 years of marriage. "We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate," they said. "For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another. We ask in advance for your kindness and sensitivity in the coming months." It's probably for the best that these two never had a child. Their combined genes would have created a beautiful monster the likes of which no human could resist. Hey, sort of like me!

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Portia de Rossi Removes Tattoo

Portia de Rossi has reportedly made an appointment with a dermatologist to get rid of a little tattoo on her ring finger featuring the initials of her former lover. Portia dumped Francesca Gregorini for Ellen DeGeneres and now wants to get the "FG" inked on her ring finger permanently removed. Here's a little tip for all you people who feel the need to get somebody's name tattooed on you. Don't. Unless it's mine. In which case, tattoo it all over your face and genitals.

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Anna Kournikova Checks Yellow Bikini

I can only speculate as to why Anna Kournikova would be checking out her vagina in public, but it probably has to do with Enrique Iglesias' terribly unsanitary genitalia. I don't want to start any rumors, but I hear he has 13 STD's, never showers, and always walks pantless through the local landfill.

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*Update: Here's a mirror with thumbnails.

Christina Milian Dip It Low Video Session Photoshoot

Christina Milian sure has some solid looking legs. They're not fat or anything they're just really thick and solid looking, like she could squat a truck or something. Now if only I knew why I'm talking about Christina Milian squatting a truck. Maybe it's because when I was young a truck murdered my best friend and I vowed that I would one day be able to squat it. And then kill it.