Kevin Federline Bans Britney's Shopping

Kevin Federline has supposedly banned his wife Britney Spears from shopping until she clears out her already full closet to make room for more stuff. A questionable source says "He's told her that he doesn't mind if she dumps them, sells them or gives them away. He's just desperate for her to stop hoarding and buying more." I'm having my doubts about this story though, since I can't imagine Kevin Federline having the balls to put monetary restrictions on his sugar mama.

Eva Longoria Ashamed of Boyfriend

Eva Longoria and JC Chasez have been dating for eight months, but she recently told In Touch magazine that she's officially on the market and said "To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab." To be fair though, I don't think any woman under the age of 14 would admit to dating JC Chasez. He was in NSync for crap's sake.

Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip

I guess it would be impossible for me not to post the Kirsten Dunst nipple slip so here it is. My apologies beforehand, as seeing Kirsten Dunst's nipples is probably pretty low on your list of things to do. I think it's safe to say that she is officially the most disgusting celebrity on the planet. I could get past the whole troll face thing if she at least had an attractive body, but she's got the saggiest most disgusting breasts I've ever seen. And believe you me, I've seen a lot of breasts in my lifetime. Image after the jump. (nsfw)

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Christina Aguilera UK Glamour Photoshoot

How is it that Christina Aguilera is able to make looking like a zombie seem glamorous, when most people can't even make glamorous seem glamorous. Actually I don't even care, I just can't get over how incredibly ugly Vanessa Carlton is. If I were to run into her at a party, I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch her in the face and then run for my life.

Ashley Olsen Takes Acting Lessons

According to Star magazine, Ashley Olsen has been taking acting classes while in New York attending NYU. The tabloid reports that she spends two days a week at the William Esper Studio on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, which teaches the Meisner Acting Technique, which focuses on “spontaneity and improvisation." I find it amusing that Ashley Olsen actually thinks of herself as an actress. It's like when six year old girls put on their mother's makeup and start parading around like they're an actual adult. It's kind of cute, but also really annoying.

Vanessa Carlton InStyle Outtakes

Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? I remember she came out with a single like four years ago but then I guess everybody realized how much she sucked and then she sort of just disappeared. To be fair though, it's hard to make it in the music industry when you look as ugly as Vanessa Carlton does. I think her and Kirsten Dunst need to have a head to head competition to determine once and for all who has the uglier face. They could stare at a group of highschool kids and whoever caused the most amount of people to vomit would be declared the winner. And in the very possible situation that every single person vomited for both of them, a tie would be declared and they could both share the title of ugliest human being on the planet.