Christina Aguilera UK Glamour Photoshoot

Permalink | Tuesday - January 04, 2005

20050104uk_glamour.jpgHow is it that Christina Aguilera is able to make looking like a zombie seem glamorous, when most people can't even make glamorous seem glamorous. Actually I don't even care, I just can't get over how incredibly ugly Vanessa Carlton is. If I were to run into her at a party, I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch her in the face and then run for my life.


Ashley Olsen Takes Acting Lessons

Permalink | Monday - January 03, 2005

20050103olsen.jpgAccording to Star magazine, Ashley Olsen has been taking acting classes while in New York attending NYU. The tabloid reports that she spends two days a week at the William Esper Studio on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, which teaches the Meisner Acting Technique, which focuses on “spontaneity and improvisation." I find it amusing that Ashley Olsen actually thinks of herself as an actress. It's like when six year old girls put on their mother's makeup and start parading around like they're an actual adult. It's kind of cute, but also really annoying.


Vanessa Carlton InStyle Outtakes

Permalink | Monday - January 03, 2005

20050103vcarlton.jpgWhatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? I remember she came out with a single like four years ago but then I guess everybody realized how much she sucked and then she sort of just disappeared. To be fair though, it's hard to make it in the music industry when you look as ugly as Vanessa Carlton does. I think her and Kirsten Dunst need to have a head to head competition to determine once and for all who has the uglier face. They could stare at a group of highschool kids and whoever caused the most amount of people to vomit would be declared the winner. And in the very possible situation that every single person vomited for both of them, a tie would be declared and they could both share the title of ugliest human being on the planet.


Back With A Vengeance

Permalink | Monday - January 03, 2005

Well I'm finally back from my sweet little vacation. I'd fill you in on the details, but I find that talking about sexual encounters with outrageously beautiful women gets really old really fast. Unfortunately, I don't have any such stories so I'll just pretend that nothing happened and continue with posting as usual.


The Superficial Will Be Back On December 31st

Permalink | Wednesday - December 15, 2004

20041215mandyteenpeople.jpgI forgot to mention that I'll be out of town for the next two and a half weeks and I don't know what my internet situation will be like. Odds are I won't have any, so I'll just go ahead and say that there won't be any new posts for awhile. I get back on the 31st so hopefully you can manage to survive two weeks and two days without my stupid blabbering. And in case you didn't know that my blabbering was stupid, it is indeed very stupid. To hold you over, here are some nice shots of a lovely Mandy Moore from a somewhat less lovely Teen People. Word on the street is that she's hot, but I'm more into that Kevin Federline. He's so dreamy!


Adriana Lima

Permalink | Wednesday - December 15, 2004

20041214q1qadriana.jpgI think it's funny how in the first picture Adriana Lima seems to be taking herself so seriously. "Ooh look at me pose like this. I'm a professional, don't try this at home." Which is pretty good advice actually, because if you tried this kind of crap at home you would be laughed out of society. It's hard to believe that people actually pose like that for non-studio shots, but I guess when you're the personification of conceited, that's the kind of thing you do.


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