Aaron Carter L'Uomo Vogue

I'm sure somebody somewhere thought that dressing Aaron Carter like a freak and taking weird pictures of him was a good idea, but they were dead wrong. These pictures suck horrible ass. Nobody cares for androgynous looking pop stars wearing donkey (gorilla?) masks and disgusting clothes. Aaron Carter is a big enough joke as it is, without having to pose for weird European magazines. Why not just take the kid out back, stick a homsexual penis into his ass, and then publish photos from the whole thing onto the internet. Okay I'm not really sure where I was going with that, but it was probably somewhere brilliant.

-- thanks Sid

Christina Aguilera

I think that this Santa dress should be mandatory clothing for all women in the month of December. Sure there are a lot of fatties out there that wouldn't make it look as good as Christina Aguilera does, but that's the kind of sacrifice you have to make when you want to see a bunch of sexy Santa-ettes walking around. And believe you me, that's something I'd very much want to see.

McRorie One Man Live

I guess it's time for this guy's 15 minutes of fame. Combining the best (if there is such a thing) of mullets, spandex, headbands, and electronic keyboards, McRorie is without a doubt one of the dumbest things you will ever see. And yet somehow people still enjoy it. Who am I to argue against the power of the mullet?

Watch McRorie One Man Live

Britney Spears Buys New Dog

The only thing more ironic than Britney Spears wearing a Harvard sweatshirt would be Alessandra Ambrosio winning the Ugly Award. You see, because Alessandra is not ugly and Britney Spears is not smart. That's how irony works, my friends.

View Britney Spears Buys New Dog [Slave4U -- thanks Suzie]

Lindsay Lohan Picturetrail Photos

I had the toughest time trying to determine whether these photos were actually of Lindsay Lohan and her friends or not, but after painstaking hours I managed to track down other pictures of her and her friends which matched close enough to put my doubt to rest. Who ever imagined that we'd someday stumble across a Picturetrail account featuring Lindsay Lohan and her friends smoking pot in the backseat of a car?

View Lindsay Lohan's Friend's Picturetrail Account (thanks everybody)

*Note: The friend is circled in the picture, not Lindsay Lohan. Some people were getting confused. That makes me sad.

**Update: The Picturetrail account has so been shut down. If anybody happened to save the pictures, send them my way so that I can put them up.

***Update: And the mirror surfaces. (thanks Matt)

****Update: And another mirror because the other one's down. (thanks Devin)

Versace Barbie

I didn't even know that they made this sort of thing. I guess every little girl wants to be just like Versace, so they can get high on cocaine and drink champagne off of naked men's abs. Not that that's what Versace does, it's just what little girls want to do.

View Versace Barbie [Barbie Collector]