Tyra Banks

Remember when I said that Tyra Banks was too fat for her dress? What I really meant to say was that Tyra Banks is too fat to be a supermodel. No wait, not too fat. Too ugly. You know the world is coming to an end when a once über specimen like Tyra Banks starts looking like a freakish...thing. I guess that's what happens when age and food start working their terrible magic on you. I can understand keeping her around for her name, but there's really no good reason that Tyra Banks should continue to be modeling for Victoria's Secret.

View Tyra Banks Images [Victoria's Secret]

Kirstie Alley Fat Actress

Is there anything more amusing then when regular sized actresses get enormously large and then make comedy shows poking fun at their own obesity? Yeah probably, but it's still pretty damn amusing. Here's Kirstie Alley downing a giant bowl of spaghetti while occasionally pausing to ask for butter and Diet Coke. Haha, Diet Coke. Classic.

Watch Kirstie Alley Fat Actress Clip [Showtime]

Tyra Banks Is Alien

I never thought the day would come that I would actually find Tyra Banks to be as unattractive as I'm finding her. Maybe it's the giant ball of yarn attached to her head or that hideously fitting dress, but I'm feeling this sudden urge to take her to my leader. And I don't care how famous you are, once you start putting on a little too much weight to be wearing such a tight outfit, somebody should tell you. I'm not saying that she's fat, just a little too fat to be wearing that dress.

Antonio Banderas Voices Cat Again

DreamWorks has hired two writers to create an animated film for Antonio Banderas' character Puss 'n Boots from Shrek 2. There are no details on the movie's plot, but Banderas is expected to return to voice the character. Word is, the studio is considering releasing it directly to video, which is pretty much what you would expect from a piece of shit idea.

Clay Aiken Vocal Chord Damage

American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken was forced to postpone the start of his The Joyful Noise Tour, after doctors diagnosed him with vocal chord damage. The singer's publicist reports that Aiken had been suffering from ongoing ear and sinus infections, and recently aggravated the condition during a trip to New York City to promote his book, "Learning to Sing: Hearing the Music in Your Life." In other news, Clay Aiken was recently awarded the "Biggest Lameass of American Idol" Award for being the Biggest Lameass of American Idol. It was a close call between him and and Ryan Seacrest, but Ryan was disqualified when it was pointed out that he already won the "Biggest Lameass of the Universe" Award.

Britney Spears Uses Bathroom

Britney Spears dines with hubby Kevin Federline at Nobu in Malibu and then they stop at the fast food restaurant Jack in the Box for Spears to use the restroom. The pop princess was in agony as she waited for the toilet!

So even famous people have to use the bathroom. That's crazy. But not nearly as crazy as Britney's expressions in these pictures. I bet she was holding in a giant dump and probably stank up the whole place with some explosive diarrhea or something. I hear she does that sometimes.

View Britney Spears Bathroom Pictures -- thanks Tina