Nick & Jessica Christmas Special Promos

Despite rumors that their marriage is ending, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have managed to churn out yet another TV Special for ABC. Based on the promos and my knowledge of Nick and Jessica's talent, I think it's safe to say that their Christmas Special is going to suck more balls than a Mexican prostitute. And in case you're unfamiliar with Mexican prostitutes, that's a whole lot of sucking. Maybe everybody will be so distracted by Nick's uglyass sweaters that they won't notice how terrible everything else is.

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Star Jones & Al Reynolds Have Website

Star Jones and Al Reynolds were married last last Saturday and the only thing more annoying than their marriage is their website which chronicles the whole damn thing. Can somebody explain to me why I have to give out my email address in order to view the piles of crap that they've gathered about themselves and that I don't give a donkey's testicle about? I've got no problem with marriage sites in general, but this one just pisses me off with its pretentiousness. "Hey, I'm fat and I talk a lot and I'm sort of famous so everybody pay attention to me because I just got married. And give me your email address because you don't get enough spam. Mmm...Spam."

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-- thanks Mary

Eva Longoria Good Day America Interview

Charlie Gibson recently had an interview with Eva Longoria on Good Day America where they talked about such interesting topics as who cares. The only thing that matters is that Eva Longoria is the hottest of the Desperate Housewives and that she poses for pictures like she's your wife or girlfriend or secret lover. I know the hand pressed up against the chest is a common thing, but her and Charlie Gibson just look like wife and husband in this picture. Which is ironic because Eva plays a desperate housewife on Desperate Housewives. Get it? Wife? Irony? You're supposed to stop me before I make an ass out of myself, you know.

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-- thanks Perry

Brad Pitt Declines Inside The Actor's Studio

James Lipton invited Brad Pitt to be on Inside the Actor's Studio, but Brad declined because he felt he didn't have a "sufficient body of work." It's true though, because Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, and Ocean's Eleven are some of the worst movies ever produced when compared to the genius that was Anaconda. Maybe once Brad Pitt reaches the thespian level of Jennifer Lopez he too can finally appear on the show. I mean, her performance in Gigli was one of the most moving I've ever witnessed. She totally deserved to have appeared on Inside the Actor's Studio. Totally.

Alessandra Ambrosio December 2004 Arena

The December 2004 issue of Arena features Alessandra Ambrosio as their covergirl, as well as a nice little photoshoot featuring see through clothing and Alessandra's nipple. If there's one thing I believe in, it's that see through clothing is awesome. Wave of the future, I'm telling you. Now if only somebody could invent see through clothing that actually magnifies breast size. Wouldn't that be something! It sure would...

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Jared Leto Ultimate Lover

There's nothing more romantic than sending text messages while your girlfriend tries to kiss you. I'm not an expert on love myself (that's a lie, yes I am) but I'm pretty sure standard protocol requires at least some level of interest in your girlfriend. Anyways, Scarlett Johannson and Jared Leto have officially admitted their secret coupledom. I guess Scarlett was sick of hooking up with guys twice her age and decided to finally go for somebody at least mildly attractive. You see, because old people are disgusting. [via]