Britney Spears Eats Food

Anna Nicole Smith Not Fired By Trimspa

Seems I was a bit hasty in posting that Anna Nicole Smith was fired by Trimspa, as reports are that people merely wanted Trimspa to fire her. I guess the crazy folks at Trimspa are more desperate for a big name than I had originally thought. I mean I knew they were desperate when they made Anna their spokesmodel, but I didn't realize just how desperate they were. Retaining a drugged up moron of a woman as your spokesmodel because you can't get anybody else is just plain sad. Almost as sad as selling your dignity on eBay.

Read Trimspa sides with Anna @ [Yahoo! -- thanks Lindsay]

Britney Spears Mysterious White Residue

Britney Spears should probably stop giving her husband public blowjobs, or at least learn to swallow. Leaving ejaculate on your face is all sorts of tacky.

View Britney Spears Acne Cream Photos @ [Slave4U -- thanks Suzie]

Anna Nicole Smith Blames Eyes For Idiocy

Thanks to her incoherent appearance on the American Music Awards on Sunday, Anna Nicole Smith has lost her job as spokesperson for the weight loss drug Trimspa. I guess they were scared that people would think Trimspa eats away your brain or, worse yet, turns you into Anna Nicole Smith.

Anyways, Anna's lawyer Howard K. Stern is claiming that Anna wasn't boozed up but that "She couldn't really read the teleprompter because she has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she's fine." Stern's explanation doesn't really account for Anna falling into a gift table backstage after she was basically carried away from the podium. Maybe in Anna's world, having 'bad eyes' is code for being drugged up on Trimspa.

Justin Timerlake & Cameron Diaz Sued

If you didn't already know, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are being sued for assault and battery by a couple of photographers. This is old news but I didn't post anything about it because I didn't really care at the time. Well all that has changed because photos from the whole crazy spectacle have surfaced. I especially love the second picture where Justin appears to be saying to the photographer "Yeah, I've got a penis. Touch it. Touch it, man."

Read Photogs Sue Diaz, Timberlake for Assault @ [Yahoo!]
View Timberlake And Diaz Assault Photos -- thanks Tina

Anna Nicole Smith Entertainment Tonight Interview

So turns out that Anna Nicole Smith conducted a pre-interview with Entertainment Tonight before her appearance on the American Music Awards. Looks like I was a bit hasty in rushing to the conclusion that she was either drunk or high during the AMA's, since it's pretty clear from this interview that she's just a natural moron. I feel bad for Kevin Frazier since he has to put up with her insane responses and resist the urge to punch her in the face. I can only imagine what restraint it must take to interview a delusional babbling idiot and not physically strangle them to death. I salute you, Kevin Frazier.

Read Anna Nicole's Shocking Confessions (with video) @ [ETOnline -- thanks Scott]