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Anna Nicole Smith Not Fired By TrimspaPermalink | Thursday - November 18, 2004
Read Trimspa sides with Anna @ [Yahoo! -- thanks Lindsay] 
Britney Spears Mysterious White ResiduePermalink | Thursday - November 18, 2004
View Britney Spears Acne Cream Photos @ [Slave4U -- thanks Suzie] Anna Nicole Smith Blames Eyes For IdiocyPermalink | Wednesday - November 17, 2004
Anyways, Anna's lawyer Howard K. Stern is claiming that Anna wasn't boozed up but that "She couldn't really read the teleprompter because she has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she's fine." Stern's explanation doesn't really account for Anna falling into a gift table backstage after she was basically carried away from the podium. Maybe in Anna's world, having 'bad eyes' is code for being drugged up on Trimspa. Justin Timerlake & Cameron Diaz SuedPermalink | Wednesday - November 17, 2004
Read Photogs Sue Diaz, Timberlake for Assault @ [Yahoo!] Anna Nicole Smith Entertainment Tonight InterviewPermalink | Wednesday - November 17, 2004
Read Anna Nicole's Shocking Confessions (with video) @ [ETOnline -- thanks Scott] Trishelle Sells SelfPermalink | Wednesday - November 17, 2004
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Seems I was a bit hasty in posting that Anna Nicole Smith was fired by Trimspa, as reports are that people merely wanted Trimspa to fire her. I guess the crazy folks at Trimspa are more desperate for a big name than I had originally thought. I mean I knew they were desperate when they made Anna their spokesmodel, but I didn't realize just how desperate they were. Retaining a drugged up moron of a woman as your spokesmodel because you can't get anybody else is just plain sad. Almost as sad as 
Britney Spears should probably stop giving her husband public blowjobs, or at least learn to swallow. Leaving ejaculate on your face is all sorts of tacky. 
Thanks to her 
If you didn't already know, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are being sued for assault and battery by a couple of photographers. This is old news but I didn't post anything about it because I didn't really care at the time. Well all that has changed because photos from the whole crazy spectacle have surfaced. I especially love the second picture where Justin appears to be saying to the photographer "Yeah, I've got a penis. Touch it. Touch it, man."
So turns out that Anna Nicole Smith conducted a pre-interview with Entertainment Tonight before her appearance on the American Music Awards. Looks like I was a bit hasty in rushing to the conclusion that she was either drunk or high during the AMA's, since it's pretty clear from this interview that she's just a natural moron. I feel bad for Kevin Frazier since he has to put up with her insane responses and resist the urge to punch her in the face. I can only imagine what restraint it must take to interview a delusional babbling idiot and not physically strangle them to death. I salute you, Kevin Frazier.
You know you're a pathetic mess when you're selling "Spend a day's" on eBay. As thrilling as a day with Trishelle sounds, I think I could find a better use for my time than taking care of a drunk slut. And I know I call a lot of "celebrities" out there sluts, but I really mean it when it comes to Trishelle. I mean she was on The Real World for crap's sake, so I can only assume that all those guys she hooked up with were real. I guess maybe I'd be interested in this if it were going for $2 or something, but $1,150? Seriously? For $1,150 I could just get a professional prostitute and not have to deal with the formality of getting her drunk. Not that there's any mention of actual sex in the auction, but with Trishelle that's pretty much just assumed.