Hilary Duff Wears Shoes

I hate it when teenagers wear pumps, especially when they are ugly tie-dyed colors like these. But Hilary Duff is still strangely appealing, even though she has the body of a giant rectangle. At least she's not an eighteen year old super-skank clownwhore like her counterpart, Lindsay Lohan. Maybe because she has small boobs.

Anna Nicole Smith Drunk At American Music Awards

Even after losing all that weight, Anna Nicole Smith has somehow managed to retain all her fat woman lunacy. Here's a fun little video of her presenting Kanye West at the American Music Awards while drunk out of her mind. "Like my body?" Not as much as your drunk ass brain, Anna. Even if we started feeding her cement for breakfast, I can't really see how she could get any more stupid. At least she has big breasts and is a total whore, otherwise she'd pretty much have nothing going for her.

Watch Anna Nicole Smith Drunk At AMA Video @ [iFilm]

Elisha Cuthbert

I know that Elisha Cuthbert is supposed to be pretty, but there's something about her hair and makeup that's telling me she's a ghost from a Chinese soap opera. And unless she's secretly Hercules or Fabio, that clefted chin has got to go. I think it should be made a law that only cartoon characters and real life characters (like Fabio) should be allowed to have clefted chins.

Britney Spears Buys Dad Restaurant

Britney Spears has bought her dad a restaurant in Venice Beach called JJ Chill, a chilli and smoothie store. The restaurant has reportedly been open for only three weeks and was bought by Britney to help her father Jamie who was recently admitted to a rehab clinic for alcoholism. As delightful as a chilli and smoothie store sounds, I'm pretty it'll be going out of business soon because it's a damn chilli and smoothie store. Who in the name of crap wants chilli with their smoothies? Apparently Britney Spears, because she's an idiot with terrible taste.

View Britney And Dad Buying Venice Restaurant Gallery @ [Britney Gallery]

Ol' Dirty Bastard Dies

Ol' Dirty Bastard, a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan and one of the most eccentric personalities in hip-hop, died of unknown causes on Saturday in New York. He would have turned 36 on Monday.

Dustin Hoffman Has Sex

Dustin Hoffman says he was 15 when he had his first sexual encounter and it was with a 20-year-old woman who thought he was his older brother, Ronny. Hoffman tells Playboy magazine, "I jumped off her, stark naked, and left the room. I wound up in the living room, and guys were sitting around having beer and talking, and I was naked. This may have been the beginning of my acting career without my knowing it, because they stood up and applauded, and I liked the applause." I don't know if I would applaud statutory rape myself, but ya know, whatever.