Ol' Dirty Bastard Dies

Ol' Dirty Bastard, a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan and one of the most eccentric personalities in hip-hop, died of unknown causes on Saturday in New York. He would have turned 36 on Monday.

Dustin Hoffman Has Sex

Dustin Hoffman says he was 15 when he had his first sexual encounter and it was with a 20-year-old woman who thought he was his older brother, Ronny. Hoffman tells Playboy magazine, "I jumped off her, stark naked, and left the room. I wound up in the living room, and guys were sitting around having beer and talking, and I was naked. This may have been the beginning of my acting career without my knowing it, because they stood up and applauded, and I liked the applause." I don't know if I would applaud statutory rape myself, but ya know, whatever.

Angels Across America Photos

Drop Heidi Klum from the picture and the whole Angels Across America Tour could be renamed the So Gorgeous You Will Die Tour. I guess to keep people from having heart attacks left and right though, they needed somebody ugly enough to offset the crazy amount of hotness coming from Gisele, Tyra, Adriana and Alessandra. I don't want to say that Heidi Klum is ugly, but compared to her coworkers, she's the ugliest ugly ever to have come from Uglyland.

View Angels Across America Photos @ [The Adriana Lima Café -- thanks Ken]
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Hillary Duff Bulks Up

I know that celebrities are regular people like you or your friend (not me, I'm incredibly special) but it's just funny to see them sporting Louis Vuitton purses while chowing down on potato chips and Snapple. I wasn't even aware that potato chips and Snapple existed in Louis Vuitton's world. I had always just thought that there was some expensive substitute like caviar chips and Snappagne. And before you start telling me that Snappagne is the dumbest thing you've ever heard, what would you call the Snapple version of champagne? Not so easy is it?

Denise Richards Playboy Photos

I remember when I watched Wild Things for the first time I thought to myself "Hey, wouldn't it be totally sweet if Denise Richards posed for Playboy?" But then she ended up having a three-way sex scene with Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell and I sort of forgot about the whole thing. But turns out that Denise Richards actually read my mind and has gone and posed for Playboy anyways. Unfortunately, the actual photos don't live up to what every sex-crazed fan has been anticipating. She's doesn't have a bad body or anything, it's just not as finely tuned as most people were probably expecting. That's what happens when you wait six years to do what everybody wanted you to do six years ago. Wait, what? That sentence made no sense.

View Denise Richards 2004 Playboy Gallery (nudity) @ [Luv The Boobs]

Ronald McDonald Japanese Style

Something needs to be said of Japan's take on Ronald McDonald. If nothing else, they deserve huge amounts of praise for coming up with an original take on such an established icon. Personally I don't know about the metrosexual McDonald, but their female version gets a great big thumbs up in my book. I've never understood the logic of using a frightening clown as a mascot when you could just use a sexy woman instead. Or if not a sexy woman, at least a mildly attractive one dressed up in an altered clown costume.

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