Jay Leno Makes Joke

"NBC had a new turkey reality show last night, The $25 Million Hoax. Anybody watch this thing? Nobody? The $25 Million Hoax, or as Britney Spears calls it, a marriage."

Surprising that Jay Leno managed to get a joke out that doesn't suck.

*EDIT: Looking back on it, this joke doesn't make any sense at all. Is he implying that Britney's marriage is a hoax that cost $25 million? Because that's stupid. Looks like Leno has manged to suck yet again.

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The Superficial Halloween Costume Contest

I finally went through all the entries for The Superficial Halloween Costume Contest and put the gallery together. Some of the entries barely even constitute costumes but I figured I might as well put them up anyways because the only thing more fun than admiring a good costume is making fun of a terrible one. I'll announce the winners over the next couple of days, but for now you can take a look at the entries and make up your own minds. Oh, and I'm also open to bribes as long as you're a hot girl and your idea of a bribe is something along the lines of sex.

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Mariah Carey P.Diddy Dress

Despite her whopping $50 million settlement to leave Virgin Records, Mariah Carey is said to be hurting for cash. Mariah got about $28 million after taxes, but apparently went through a lot of it. Sources say she has a hairdresser and make-up artist who she keeps on a regular basis and cost about $8,000 a day. In typical diva fashion, she won't leave her house for anything without getting her hair and make-up done. Ironic really, because nobody cares about your hair and make-up when you're an annyoing mental case.

Paris Hilton Pulls Dress Up

I don't know about the giant ear muffs on her shoulders, but this dress looks pretty good on Paris. And by pretty good I mean that if it was an inch shorter everybody would be staring at the bottom of her panties (or vagina if she doesn't believe in underwear like me). I like how she was considerate enough to open up her dress and give everybody a peek at her ass. Most classy ladies like Paris usually keep their asses to themselves, hidden ever so rudely by their clothes. And some of them don't even have sex with every person that they meet, making crazy videos and distributing them all over the internet. Pfft, and they call themselves classy.

Gisele Bundchen Taxi Premiere

I don't think a single person ended up watching Taxi which is a damn shame. Not because the movie was good or anything, but because Gisele Bundchen deserves to be in a successful movie. Yup, a nice successful movie where she appears nude and has numerous sex scenes with me. I think somebody should make a movie like that. It would win all sorts of awards and probably be hailed as the most important film of this generation.

Oh, and how is it that when a hot Brazillian supermodel does the 'peace sign' pose it looks totally awesome, but when some Asian schoolgirl does it it looks like annoying crap? Wait, nevermind, I just answered my own question. Hehe, hot Brazillian supermodels. Can they do no wrong?

View Gisele Bundchen Taxi Premiere Photos -- thanks David