Anna Beatriz Barros JLo Ads

I have zero interest in JLo's line of lingerie, but Anna Beatriz Barros seems to be doing her darndest to change that fact. And there's really nothing more persuasive than a supermodel in a pair of panties. Well except for Tony Robbins. That guy can speak!

Tara Reid Boob Slip At PDiddy Bash

Tara Reid attended PDiddy's birthday party yesterday and was so wasted out of her mind that she let loose her horribly done breast implants. I said she was wasted out of her mind, but when you reach the level of trashy/slutty of Tara Reid, you don't really need drugs or alcohol to let everybody see your boobs. And I use the term 'boobs' loosely, because those weirdly scarred things barely count. They are big though, which is always a plus. Then again, that nipple is seriously freaking me out so maybe I'll stick to my original "Yuck!"

View Tara Reid Nipple/Boob Slip Photos -- thanks to all 10 gazillion people that sent this in

*UPDATE: Mirror

Amanda Bynes Is Skinny

I'm all for the skinny girls, but Amanda Bynes is pushing it too far. Judging by the looks of her legs and arms and rest of her body, I'd say she weighs about 185 lbs. Ha! Bet you thought I was going to say some ridiculously low number like 65 lbs eh? Well I'm tricky. You have to watch out for my tricks. Seriously though, nobody wants to have sex with somebody that looks they're going to break in half.

View Amanda Bynes Gallery @ [Fubar]

The Superficial Halloween Costume Contest

Tomorrow's the last day to enter The Superficial Halloween Costume Contest so be sure to get your submissions in. I'm pretty disappointed with what I've gotten thus far, so get your act together and send me the good stuff.

Tara Reid Gives Up Partying

People magazine has an article about Tara Reid giving up the party lifestyle, but that's about as believable as Kirsten Dunst giving up the ugly troll lifestyle. Which, in case you're a moron, isn't very. Although I will admit that Tara Reid is way more attractive than Kirsten Dunst, she's still terribly ugly. If you're into drunk pudgy party sluts then I'm sure you disagree, but I just like to set my standards a little higher. I need my women to at least have a chin.

Jessica Alba Estylo Photoshoot

I know I said that the thing on Jessica Alba's chin bothered me, but sometimes you have to overlook little blemishes like that when you're faced with such an outrageous amount of excellence. I don't know if it's the hair or the shirt or the fact that Jessica Alba is an insane beauty Goddess, but these photos get my patent-pending Superficial Star Award. So if Jessica would just kindly stop by, I'll give her her well deserved prize: tons of sex with me.