Christina Aguilera

Raunchy Christina Aguilera has confessed that she fantasises about lesbian romps. The sexy star, who is reportedly engaged to music boss Jordan Bratman, claims she gets turned on by the thought of girl-on-girl encounters. [Read]

Dirrty pop sensation Christina Aguilera has revealed her sexiest secrets yet—confessing she's definitely up for kinky bondage romps! "If a lover wants to experiment with handcuffs, then that's fair enough for me!" declared the 23-year-old chart princess in her raunchiest interview ever. [Read]

Christina Aguilera enjoys sex. Big shocker.

Jennifer Lopez

Here's some more news you don't care about. Jennifer Lopez has decided to open a salsa dancing school in the Bronx because she's an idiot and got carried away with her role in "Shall We Dance." I should also point out that I saw Jennifer on Inside the Actors Studio which made me want to puke because her finest piece of work was probably the role of 'screaming girl' in Anaconda. Can somebody explain to me why an annoying fatass (literally) like Jennifer Lopez is being featured on Inside the Actors Studio? That's like Jay Leno being interviewed on "Inside the Good Comedian's Studio." It's so ironic that irony itself is ironized. What the crap? Did I just type 'ironized'?

Read Jennifer Lopez 'opening her own dance school' @ [Female First]

Keira Knightley

What the crap has Keira Knightley done to her head? What once was a stunning specimen of female beauty has been turned into a short haired specimen of uh...not...beauty. If you've ever doubted how much influence hair has on a woman's appearance, here's a perfect example. It boggles the mind at how ugly somebody can look when you give them a little boy haircut. Oh, and all those comments I made before about her looking pretty good with short hair? I take them all back. She looks like crap. And get some breast implants, will you?! It was okay when you were 17, but now it's just embarrassing.

Sorry. I Guess.

Alright I adimt it, I've been slacking off recently. When hundreds of thousands of supermodels constantly knock at your door requesting to perform in huge orgies of unprotected sex, it's hard to keep your priorities straight. I mean, what would you do if you were faced with the option of either updating a website or having hours of sex with the world's skinniest hottest women? Just do the math. I"ll try to set aside some more updating time though, because the supermodel sex is starting to wear me out.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has written a letter to her fans that addresses such serious issues as the woes of child stardom and some other whiny gibberish that nobody really cares about. It's hard for anybody to feel sorry for you when you're the most powerful person in music and making a little more money than God. "I make $100 million a year but I'm sad because I had to be on the covers of magazines. Boo hoo. Woe is me."

Shut up, Britney. Maybe if she wrote a letter addressing why she had semen all over her face, then I'd be a little more interested in what she had to say.

Read Britney Spears Letter To Her Fans @ [BritneySpears.com]

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is looking freakier than ever, which is weird because this happens to be one of her more normal phases. There's something about that white foundation and red lipstick that screams "I'm a ghost from a Chinese opera and I'm going to kill you." Seriously, it's freaking me out.

So does Christina Aguilera even have a job anymore? She doesn't seem to be doing anything these days, and yet people like me are still fixated on her every move. Well not her every move, but at least the ones that involve showing off her ass. And from these shots, it's pretty clear that she's long since lost her petite toothpick frame.