Awful Plastic Surgery has a little expose on Paris Hilton and her alleged awful plastic surgery. Although I don't think that Paris looks all that great (I'm not really into insects), I'm going to have to say that she does look better than she did before. Aside from the blue contacts, I can't really figure out what she had work on, but whatever it is it's an improvement. Then again, maybe it's just that hideous purple dress she's wearing in her 'before' pictures that's throwing me off. Ugly clothes has a way of doing that to me.
Geez, I can't believe this is Teri Hatcher. She looks nothing like the way she looked on Lois & Clark which leads me to believe that she either embarked on some plastic surgery escapades, or that the ravages of time have finally taken their toll. Not that she's ugly or anything, it's just that she's looking more like a ghoul than I'm usually accustomed to in a woman. There's just something about her lips and her expression and her skin that makes me think she'll crawl out of my closet at night and eat my soul. Actually don't mind me, ever since that one time that Kirsten Dunst jumped out from beneath a bridge and tried to eat me I've always been a wee bit scared of female celebrities. Well except for the ones that look like Gisele Bundchen. That woman makes me wet myself.
What the heck happened to Katie Holmes? When she started off on Dawson's Creek she was this cute little fresh faced girl and then throughout the years she slowly started drooping, turning her face into a perpetual frown and her body into a perpetual...sag? I can see why people would find her to be attractive, but she's just too droopy for my tastes. I like my women firm, like ripe grapefruits or Brad Pitt's sweet ass. Wait, what? I mean uh...I love sexy women!
I couldn't decide before whether or not I thought Alicia Keys was actually pretty or just pretty because she was all glammed up. She definitely has a pretty face and a decent body, but I'm going to have to disagree with her hair on this one. And not just the curly mess on her head, but those little sprouts on her chest as well. I don't know about you, but I've always found chest hair on a woman to be a major turnoff. Maybe I'm just a sexy sexist pig, but I'm a firm believer that chest hair goes on the man and not the woman, and even then it's not really a good thing. At least she can like play the piano and stuff.
Remember in Eurotrip when Michelle got wasted on absinthe and started making out with her twin brother? That was good times, man. I guess when you're running out of ideas for a story, you can just throw in a little incest action and call it a day. Anyways, the only thing Eurotrip was missing (besides hardcore incestuous sex) was Michelle's nipples. Unfortunately for her, real life isn't as editable as film so here's a fun little glimpse of her nipple popping out. I never know whether to consider pictures like these nudity or not so I'll just throw in a 'nsfw' and let you decide for yourself.
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Awful Plastic Surgery has a little expose on Paris Hilton and her alleged 
Geez, I can't believe this is Teri Hatcher. She looks nothing like the way she looked on Lois & Clark which leads me to believe that she either embarked on some plastic surgery escapades, or that the ravages of time have finally taken their toll. Not that she's ugly or anything, it's just that she's looking more like a ghoul than I'm usually accustomed to in a woman. There's just something about her lips and her expression and her skin that makes me think she'll crawl out of my closet at night and eat my soul. Actually don't mind me, ever since that one time that 
