The Superficial News

-- Nicolas Cage, who won a best actor Oscar for ``Leaving Las Vegas'' in 1995, wed Korean-American Alice Kim on Friday at a private ceremony on a ranch in Northern California, according to reports. [read]

-- Jennifer Garner loved shooting the lesbian love scenes in her new movie Elektra - despite being nervous. [read]

-- In a surprise choice, Eric Bana is set to become the next James Bond in the historic movie franchise. The news was first published in a British newspaper, and nothing has been confirmed. [read]

-- Pint-sized pop princess Kylie Minogue has reportedly walked out on her lover. [read]

-- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have sold three properties in their posh Pacific Palisades residential compound, which is valued at about $18 million, and a fourth parcel is in escrow, the Los Angeles Times reported on Sunday. [read]

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Paris Hilton

Wow, those bruises are a lot worse than I had originally thought. Check out Paris' arms in some of these pictures. You can actually see the marks left by where Nick (allegedly) grabbed her.

Gmail Accounts

Does anybody out there have any Gmail invites they're willing to part with? A friend of ours feels like a complete loser for being the only person on the planet to not have one (and he is), so we're seeing if we can help him out. If we get more invites than we need, we'll give the rest away through some sort of contest or something. So if you've got some spare Gmail invites, send them our way. In return, we'll see if we can get you some underaged transvestite prostitutes from Thailand. We hear you're into that sort of thing.

Nick Carter & Paris Hilton

As if you needed another reason to hate Nick Carter, he's apparently taken up the ever respectable hobby of beating women. Turns out that picture I posted on Friday of the "Got Hos" t-shirt had more serious implications than I had ever imagined, as it's part of a series of photographic evidence of Paris' bruised and battered body. As much as Paris Hilton might deserve a beating*, it probably shouldn't have come from Nick Carter. The former Backstreet Boy doesn't really have a right to do anything, let alone beat a spoiled socialite. I guess when you realize your life has been a complete waste, turning to beating women is the only option you have left. Shame on you, Nick.

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*Editor's Note -- remember to send all hatemail to ryan@kiisfm.com

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