Keira Knightley

Hollywood execs have apparently decided to photoshop in some breasts for Keira Knightley in her King Arthur promo picture. This isn't really any surprise though, considering Keira has no boobs whatsoever and America is a culture obsessed with the things. None of this changes the fact that Keira is still a beautiful face attached to a skeleton though. I'm normally all for the skinny girls, but Keira is pushing the limits. Somebody has got to feed this girl.

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Maria Sharapova

I am very unimpressed by this Maria Sharapova character that's taking the tennis world by storm. It seems that any female tennis player that doesn't resemble a gorilla is automatically cast as a hottie. I just don't think that's fair to the real hotties of the world. I can understand why somebody might get excited over Maria Sharapova since she's actually good at tennis, but appearance wise she's very average. I guess being blonde and skinny is all it takes to create the illusion of beauty.

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Jodie Marsh

Skanky celebrities are so creative when it comes to creating their outfits. In this video of Jodie Marsh at an FHM event, she has apparently put together a nice little top and bottom using just three belts. If you had told me yesterday that an outfit could be created from just three belts, I would have called you a witch and had you burned at the stake. But now I see just how right you would have been. Who knew that a belt normally used to hold up a skirt could be used as the skirt itself? Genius, I tell you.

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Lindsay Lohan

Um...nice dress.

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has a habit of pissing people off by dating their exes. I guess that's all part of the "turning into a skank bitch" program she's entered herself into. First she dated Aaron Carter which pissed off Hillary Duff, and now she's dating Mary-Kate's ex-boyfriend. Classy.

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Tara Reid

Is it possible that Tara Reid's boobs are actually getting bigger? I know she got implants, but it seems like her implants have gotten implants. I'm trying to imply that she has a huge rack, but I think everybody can see that for themselves. Not that anyone's complaining though. Dumb blonde with big boobs is always a winning combination.

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