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Britney SpearsPermalink | Thursday - July 01, 2004
Plus, she's having his baby. If that's not enough reason to marry somebody then nothing is. Well, except for money. 
Christina AguileraPermalink | Tuesday - June 29, 2004
Kate HudsonPermalink | Tuesday - June 29, 2004
I know a lot of you don't really need a reason to make out with your monitor, but here's one anyway. Somebody get this woman some implants! *EDIT: Huge thanks to Greg for pointing out that this picture is actually of Kate Bosworth and not Kate Hudson. Anybody who also caught the mistake gets an extra +10 points. Abi TitmussPermalink | Tuesday - June 29, 2004
I'm not familiar with Abi Titmuss, but her name manages to make me giggle everytime I read it. She seems to be pretty big in Britain, and even has her very own sex tape. This would probably be of more interest to me if I didn't think she was an ugly whale of a woman. Seriously, she's not my type at all. Maybe if she dropped 30 lbs and got facial recontruction I'd consider calling her attractive, instead of my current nickname for her, Miss Disgusting. Abi Titmuss FHM 1 Abi Titmuss See Through 1 Abi Titmuss Bikini 1 Diana DeGarmoPermalink | Tuesday - June 29, 2004
I dont actually know who this Diana DeGarmo chick is or what she sounds like, but if she's in the same category as Clay Aiken, then she must be a winner. Normally I would complain about the losers on the show becoming more successful than the winners, but now that I think about it, I'm sure that a) they're all equally annoying and b) I really dont care. Being a whiny, ugly, egotistical asshole is probably a prerequisite to get on the show, anyway. I really dont get this whole deal with American Idol. Will somebody please tell me why this show still exists and who it is that actually considers Ryan Seacrest and his gang of tools to be good television? I am completely at a loss for words when I see all the the excitement and hype surrounding the likes of Ryan Seacrest, William Hung, Justin Guarini, Clay Aiken, and the rest of them. OMG LOL I'm a Claymate/Claymaniac/Kellyholic ROFL LOL OMG William Hung is putting out a CD!! YAY. I think everyone who bought that thing should be SHOT. And no, I don't care if you're 12. But nevertheless, I'm so glad that they're breeding another Clay Aiken. He = hot. I especially love his emotion-ridden facial expressions, sexy camera winks and overall dreamy physique. Mmm. And who can forget that creepy single he came out with that's oddly suggestive of rape? That's gotta be every girl's dream. *swoon* You have some big shoes to fill, Miss Diana. Diana DeGarmo 1 I have to go burn my eyes out now. Mira SorvinoPermalink | Tuesday - June 29, 2004
I wonder why somebody like Mira Sorvino would be marrying some creepy Johnny Depp wannabe. Maybe she can see past his ugly exterior and is impessed by all the success he's had in his 22 years of life. No wait, I forgot he's just a 'waiter-aspiring actor'. These weird Hollywood couples really boggle my mind, like Beyonce and Jay-Z. If there's anybody in the world uglier than Jay-Z I would very much like to meet them. No, that's not true, I would never want to meet anybody that ugly. Return to The Superficial DisclaimerThe Superficial is a gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.  |
Christina Aguilera's appearance at a Milan fashion show has been getting a lot of press lately, and here are the photos everybody is talking about. And by 'everybody' I mean your gossipy Aunt Ruth. Seriously though, this has got to be the best that Christina has looked in a long time.
