Britney Spears

Permalink | Monday - June 21, 2004

bspears.jpgBritney Spears is going to take another walk down the aisle, according to a report in the New York Post. Boyfriend Kevin Federline proposed to the pop star and she reportedly accepted.

It wouldn't surprise me if this turns out to be true, considering Britney Spears has finally degraded into the trailer trash from whence she came. She sure was hot back in the day though, before she decided to eat her way to fatsville.

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Christian Slater's Hooker

Permalink | Monday - June 21, 2004

HOLLYWOOD hunk Christian Slater betrayed his wife with a £300-a-time London vice girl, the News of the World can reveal.

I wish I was a celebrity so that I could afford the £300 prostitutes as well. I mean those $5 skanks I get from Mexico are always so fat and disgusting. I'm not into fat and disgusting. It just turns me the wrong way.

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Jenna Lewis

Permalink | Monday - June 21, 2004

jlewis.jpgLooks like even fake celebrities are getting into the sex tape business. Survivor's Jenna Lewis decided to tape her honeymoon in a brilliant move to please men everywhere. I've never watched Survivor and I have no idea who Jenna Lewis is, but as long as she's naked and having sex, I'll pretend to give a rat's ass.

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*UPDATE: I guess this is the 'official' site for the sex tape. You have to pay for the whole thing, but there's a preview clip available for free.


Naomi Campbell

Permalink | Friday - June 18, 2004

The supermodel wore a teeny-weeny bikini at a fashion show in Brazil — so it was no surprise when her left boob popped out.

Poor Naomi has this horrible reputation for being a giant bitch, but none of that changes the fact that she's hot as hell. My only recommendation would be that she get her breasts enlarged. On that supermodel diet of hers (water and throwing up), I can see how it would be difficult to grow substantial sized breasts. Sometimes, surgery is the only answer. I'm a great role model, aren't I?

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Christina Aguilera

Permalink | Friday - June 18, 2004

caguilera2.jpgLooks like Christina is pretty fond of that 'Deep Throat' shirt. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, since any shirt that shows off her nipples is okay by me. [thanks Sid]

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Madonna

Permalink | Thursday - June 17, 2004

Pop rebel Madonna is marking her adoption of "punk rock" religion Kabbalah by changing her name to Esther.

What the fuck is this shit? No offense to Kabbalah, but it's the biggest fucking joke I have ever heard of. Wait, actually I mean as much offense as possible. If you can find me a bigger load of shit than Kabbalah, then I'll eat it. Just read this "What is Kabbalah" blurb off their website and tell me it's not bullshit. The only thing I hate more than Kabbalah are the celebrities that get into it.

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