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Catherine Zeta JonesPermalink | Thursday - June 17, 2004
I guess if I was as ugly as Dawnette Knight, I'd want to kill Catherine Zeta Jones as well. It's tough enough living in a world where everybody else is better looking than you without having to deal with people like Catherine who are so much better looking than you that they make you look like dog feces. I can understand this woman's anger, though I can't really relate. Looking like Brad Pitt my entire life, I've never had to deal with this sort of thing. Because I'm hot, see? Catherine Zeta Jones 1 <-- insanely gorgeous 
Angelina JoliePermalink | Thursday - June 17, 2004
It's hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is actually the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. You would think that being incredibly gorgeous was a full time job (well except for that whole acting thing), but Angelina still manages to find time to do some good in this world and help out refugees. I can barely even wake up in the morning. Angelina Jolie 1 Jennifer AnistonPermalink | Wednesday - June 16, 2004
I can't even begin to imagine the amount of physical perfection that would crawl out of Jennifer's vagina were her and Brad to have a baby. Just look at them! It would be like Ferrari deciding to pair up with Jessica Alba to create the sexiest, most beautiful carwoman ever. And believe you me, I've seen a lot of carwomen back in the day, but the Ferrari-Alba hybrid would blow them all out of the water. Geez, that was a weird thing to say. Christina AguileraPermalink | Wednesday - June 16, 2004
How DARE they call Christina Aguilera 'sluttish'? She wears a cross, man! Would a slut wear a cross? The answer is yes. With a very slutty top no less. Christina Aguilera 1 2003 VMA KissPermalink | Wednesday - June 16, 2004
Madonna and Britney Spears are planning to re-stage their now infamous kiss, according to press reports. This would be like Janet Jackson deciding to show her other ugly breast to America at next year's superbowl. Nobody cares! 2003 VMA Kiss 1 Keira KnightleyPermalink | Wednesday - June 16, 2004
This was just an excuse so that I could post pictures of Keira's boobs. I don't think anybody in the world cares that Matthew MacFadyen is going to star as Mr. Darcy. Like seriously, not a single person in the world. Return to The Superficial DisclaimerThe Superficial is a gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.  |
Principals fear this early "sexualisation" - which they blame on retail chains targeting pre-teens with ever-skimpier outfits, "sluttish" pop stars like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and magazines with heavily sexual content - is forcing some childhoods to be cut short. 
