Lips

Permalink | Tuesday - June 15, 2004

Holy crap there's a lot of lip going on here. Don't hold me responsible if you end up making out with your monitor. Because really, that's your fault, sicko. Plus, Angelina Jolie is INSANELY hot. I'm not just talking a little bit crazy hot. I'm talking kill-your-neighbor-eat-their-cat out of your mind hot.

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Mama!


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Permalink | Monday - June 14, 2004

olsentwins.jpgAs of this Sunday, June 13, wonder twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are legal adults. The girls will be able to vote and buy cigarettes. Their 18th birthdays also mark the end of an era for the Olsen Twins Countdown Clocks, the Internet sites devoted to tracking the years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until the former Full House-rs come of age.

I couldn't cares less that they're legal now. The only thing that I can't wrap my mind around is the fact that these two little 18 year old girls are BILLIONAIRES. Even Britney Spears isn't a billionaire, and she at least does stuff, coming out with CD's and performing every once in awhile. What exactly have the Olsen twins done that merits them being billionaires? Bill Gates had to write mother fucking Microsoft to make a billion dollars, and all these two little brats had to do was star in a bunch of piece of shit movies made for eight year old girls. What kind of fucked up world are we living in where 18 year old celebrities can have more money than the entire GDP of Liberia (I totally made that up).

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*Update: I guess the Olsen twins aren't quite billionaires, but are worth only a mere $600 million. That changes everything. Now the world makes sense again.


Jennifer Aniston

Permalink | Monday - June 14, 2004

I never really noticed, but Jennifer Aniston has a pretty good body for her age. I wouldn't normally add the "for her age" but it seems pretty clear that she's getting old. And not to be picky, but she has some weird looking hips going on there. It's almost as if her ass decided to disappear into some sort of vortex and suck half of her thighs in with it.

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Severina Vuckovic

Permalink | Monday - June 14, 2004

Looks like mirrors for the Severina Vuckovic sex tape are finally surfacing, though considerably edited. I guess no server in the world could handle the original 78 mb download.

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Travis

Permalink | Friday - June 11, 2004

travis.jpgI can't even comprehend what's going through this kid's mind. Dancing like a crazy bastard in the privacy of your own room is one thing, but doing it in your backyard and taping it? No, my friend. Maybe if he had some semblance of talent or didn't look like a complete fool, this wouldn't be so bad. But he doesn't. And he does.

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Britney Spears

Permalink | Friday - June 11, 2004

An insider source tells me that this photo was taken from a recent video shoot involving black bra and panties. And by "insider source" I really mean my four year old cousin who watches way too much TV and likes to throw her mashed potatos. Anyhoo, Britney's bra looks to be pretty see through so for those of you interested in seeing a nipple or two, this might be a good opportunity. Personally, I was too lazy to track the little bugger down. And uh, I'm no expert but that looks to be an extension cord that Miss Spears is holding onto. Black underwear and extension cords? This video is going to rock!

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*UPDATE: Here are some more pictures from the Outrageous video shoot.

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