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Mary-Kate and Ashley OlsenPermalink | Monday - June 14, 2004
I couldn't cares less that they're legal now. The only thing that I can't wrap my mind around is the fact that these two little 18 year old girls are BILLIONAIRES. Even Britney Spears isn't a billionaire, and she at least does stuff, coming out with CD's and performing every once in awhile. What exactly have the Olsen twins done that merits them being billionaires? Bill Gates had to write mother fucking Microsoft to make a billion dollars, and all these two little brats had to do was star in a bunch of piece of shit movies made for eight year old girls. What kind of fucked up world are we living in where 18 year old celebrities can have more money than the entire GDP of Liberia (I totally made that up). Mary Kate & Ashley 1 *Update: I guess the Olsen twins aren't quite billionaires, but are worth only a mere $600 million. That changes everything. Now the world makes sense again. 
Jennifer AnistonPermalink | Monday - June 14, 2004
Jennifer Aniston 1 Severina VuckovicPermalink | Monday - June 14, 2004
Looks like mirrors for the Severina Vuckovic sex tape are finally surfacing, though considerably edited. I guess no server in the world could handle the original 78 mb download. Download Video [newsfiter.org] TravisPermalink | Friday - June 11, 2004
Britney SpearsPermalink | Friday - June 11, 2004
An insider source tells me that this photo was taken from a recent video shoot involving black bra and panties. And by "insider source" I really mean my four year old cousin who watches way too much TV and likes to throw her mashed potatos. Anyhoo, Britney's bra looks to be pretty see through so for those of you interested in seeing a nipple or two, this might be a good opportunity. Personally, I was too lazy to track the little bugger down. And uh, I'm no expert but that looks to be an extension cord that Miss Spears is holding onto. Black underwear and extension cords? This video is going to rock! Britney Spears *UPDATE: Here are some more pictures from the Outrageous video shoot. Britney Spears Outrageous 1 Vida GuerraPermalink | Thursday - June 10, 2004
Vida was featured in FHM many a month ago and became a sort of pseudocelebrity through that gigantic booty of hers. Since then, she's become a legend in the ass community. And judging by the gigantic nature of her butt, I can understand why. Sadly, I just can't appreciate it. I'm more into the shape and form of an ass rather than just its volume. Quality over quantity is what I always says. And though I can see how somebody might get a kick out of that much flesh, it's just not my style. I'd prefer this to this anyday. Vida Guerra XXL 1 Return to The Superficial DisclaimerThe Superficial is a gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.  |
I never really noticed, but Jennifer Aniston has a pretty good body for her age. I wouldn't normally add the "for her age" but it seems pretty clear that she's getting old. And not to be picky, but she has some weird looking hips going on there. It's almost as if her ass decided to disappear into some sort of vortex and suck half of her thighs in with it.
I can't even comprehend what's going through this kid's mind. Dancing like a crazy bastard in the privacy of your own room is one thing, but doing it in your backyard and taping it? No, my friend. Maybe if he had some semblance of talent or didn't look like a complete fool, this wouldn't be so bad. But he doesn't. And he does. 
